FaceBoner

Term used when getting aroused by someone's FaceBook profile pictures.

Sully: "Man... did you see Agnus' profile picture? Her cans were practically hanging out!"

Marshall: "Yeah dude, I got a wicked faceboner when I saw that."

by egrunty October 14, 2011

facebookshot

If something is stated on facebook and is visible to other friends, it is within facebookshot (like earshot). This may include wall posts, status updates, photo tags etc.

Fred: Damn who's that hot chick in your profile pics album?
Mark: Dude isn't your gf within facebookshot?

by therandycalifornian December 14, 2009

faceboke

When surfing through random people's Facebook profiles and photos looking for hotties, you come across a hideous vile specimen which is exactly not what you're looking for.

"She is faceboke"

"Awww total faceboke"

by kerplawwwww July 21, 2009

Facebookness

When you use facebook soo much it is no longer refered to as facebook, but as facebookness.

She is soooo jealous of our facebookness!

by j bobe October 7, 2009

Facebookstitute

One who prostitutes themselves on facebook by adding strangers to increase their friend total.

I signed into facebook this morning and I had 12 friends requests from facebookstitutes. I have no idea who they are, but they must be desperate for friends.

by Susie Stewardess May 14, 2009

facebuns

The buns that are on face. They are thought of in certain mystic circles as "cheeks." These things are used for chewing, slapping, sucking, or making perverted noises out of.

I hate when my stepdad pinches my facebuns!

by ApplePie_MMMM February 27, 2011

faceboast

Undaunted exhibitionism is the primary activity of facetards

If you had a life you wouldn't see fit to faceboast anything

by OsirusT May 26, 2013