Asian asshole getting penetrated by an extremely hot rod that is at least 12 inches and 20 degrees with a Huge cum bucket beside them
by Penetrating dong March 23, 2021
Get the Shing shong fling flong ding dong hing hong mug.A term used to describe someone who has a rather loud assclap while dancing or shaking hips.
You will experience Flongus if you have not practiced your twerking skills.
You will experience Flongus if you have not practiced your twerking skills.
Jimmy: " Hey Jennifwa, wanna dance to Daft Punk?"
Jennifwa:" Sure Jimmy! My body is ready!"
*Jennifwa starts dancing to Around the World*
* loud clap sounds out of nowhere*
Jimmy: " Umm, Jennifwa, did you just Flongus?"
Jennifwa: "....sorry"
Jennifwa:" Sure Jimmy! My body is ready!"
*Jennifwa starts dancing to Around the World*
* loud clap sounds out of nowhere*
Jimmy: " Umm, Jennifwa, did you just Flongus?"
Jennifwa: "....sorry"
by Balls Are Handy January 6, 2013
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When something's not too big or too small. Not too hot or too cold. It's neither too little or too much. It's just right. It's proper flonge.
'This weather is proper FLONGE'
'Goldilocks tried papa bears porridge, far too hot fam. She then tried moma bears porridge and dat shit was nasty cold. Finally she tried the child bear ones and it was proper FLONGE'
'Her flange was proper FLONGE lad'
'Goldilocks tried papa bears porridge, far too hot fam. She then tried moma bears porridge and dat shit was nasty cold. Finally she tried the child bear ones and it was proper FLONGE'
'Her flange was proper FLONGE lad'
by Tomkinswag July 10, 2014
Get the Flonge mug.The act of a man thrusting his hips in a fore to aft motion, resulting in his penis slapping the front of his garments; a thin, non-restricting garment is preferred, such as boxers or basketball shorts. A bigger package along with the perfection of the hip thrust movement results in a more effective and visually impressive dong flong.
Cody's parents visited him last weekend and came over for dinner. Whilst they were enjoying a nice, candlelit meal, I came running into the living room and asserted my alpha-male status of the apartment by doing a thirty second dong flong in silk boxers.
by NFG Dong Flong January 28, 2014
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A semi-on
Person One: Woah! Check out the rack on that!
Person Two: Ha, Jack already has a throbbing flonga!
Person One: Too bad he can't get hard since that unfortunate smelting accident.
Person Two: Ha, Jack already has a throbbing flonga!
Person One: Too bad he can't get hard since that unfortunate smelting accident.
by RickyC771 February 16, 2010
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