excuses are like asses

This phrase means that excuses are full of shit, like asses.

"Why don't you just tell the truth about what happened? Your excuses are like asses."

by kenni May 22, 2004

Exussit

(Latin)
To set on fire.

(English)
Singed (same meaning as Latin)

The hair on that person is singed. (exussit)

by singed April 20, 2011

Excuses are like corn ...

Excuses are like corn, there are many varieties.

Chela: I couldn't take you out on walk today, I was so busy and didn't get around to it.

Pino: Don't worry mommy. Excuses are like corn ... there are many varieties!

by Jack Pepino February 14, 2019

Bad excuses

Synonymous with the name Flóra. Should not be applied in case of rain.

"You are full of bad excuses!"
- "Yes, I know, I should change my name to Flóra"

by James Ficklesticks December 7, 2016

Carlisle Excuses

Valid Excuses used to explain why you can’t accomplish your job properly.

Guy 1: I can’t do my job because it’s not easy
Guy 2: Quit using Carlisle Excuses

by Afloat Boat February 11, 2021

excuses are like asses

1) everyone has an excuse, or reason, for doing what they did, most of the time it's a ficticious on-the-spot excuse, you can tell it's b.s.
2) and old saying reiterating the above

excuses are like asses...everybody's got 'em and most of the time they stink...

by Kid Nebraska May 23, 2004

excuses are like asses

The full phrase is "Excuses are like asses; everybody's got em." There are many variations on this phrase; for example, some people may add "and they all stink" to the end, or change "asses" to "assholes." The phrase appears to have evolved from the related phrase, "Opinions are like assholes - everybody's got one."

"It wasn't my fault I was late, the traffic was bad!"
"Excuses are like asses. Everybody's got em, and they all stink."

by progamer124 May 23, 2004