Person A: OMFG, don't look, that fag is about to strip naked
Person B: Are you serious? Why the hell would someone pull an Express in public?!
Person B: Are you serious? Why the hell would someone pull an Express in public?!
by before_lunch April 23, 2011
by Imon February 23, 2017
A Shitty website used by schools and companies to monitor devices, but it usually just slows them down to taking 10 seconds to load pages.
by DeMiddleSchooler January 20, 2022
"Hey man, can you give me a ride to the store?"
"Nope, your lazy ass can take the sidewalk express."
"Nope, your lazy ass can take the sidewalk express."
by Gleen707 March 05, 2018
A syrum mix extracted from human semen and horse semen. Some put this fucking masterpiece in empty coconut syrup bottles and bamboozle the shit out of people
Guy 1- yo wtf why does this syrup taste so bitter, where the hell did you get this?
Guy 2- lmao that's because its centaur express
Guy 1- awh fuck i got bamboozled now i gotta drink some bleach
Guy 2- lmao that's because its centaur express
Guy 1- awh fuck i got bamboozled now i gotta drink some bleach
by Oplix October 12, 2017
The expression given to leaving the office at an unusually early time - more often than not on a Friday but trips can also be made on other working days of the week. Journeys are single and leave the office from platform 100. Please note that the service is not available during traditional rush hour times.
"what time are you leaving the office today?"
"I'm not hanging around, I'm catching the Ormes Express."
"I'm not hanging around, I'm catching the Ormes Express."
by Liverpool Street February 01, 2008
by Smith21682 June 06, 2007