Internet Explorer 8

The newest edition of the world's worst internet browser- Internet Explorer

A.K.A. IE 8

Fortunately, it has not been released yet,(true on 03 May 2009), featuring the latest round of security holes. The only people that will use this crappy program will be:

- People that have never used a computer
- People that are working on a computer at work, school/ other organization who cannot escape this program due to software restrictions.

This program is so bad, that Microsoft (the horrid mother of this program) are planning to force this piece of useless software into people's computers via auto-update.*

Features include:
- No support
- Automated crashes
- Sudden Lags
- Stolen Features
- FREE YES FREE, default viruses
- Included bonus: Allows credit card details to be stolen!
- Takes longer to load google.com then the average American child (weighing 300lb) takes to run 400 meters.
- A gateway for hackers

To escape this hellhole, simply Google "Mozilla Firefox", though you are fucked, if there is a software restriction thingy-majig.

The vast numbers of people who use this program to acquire Mozilla Firefox means that Microsoft may even consider to block Mozila.com, banishing the user to a lifetime of Mozilla Firefox.

FACT: It's ugly sister, Internet Explorer 6, is the #1 cause of Angry German Kid.

Footnote
* Though it has not been released yet, we know it will be crap, because it is genetically shit, as we have seen in the previous internet explorers.

(Note, these examples aren't that good)

Person 1: ARRGGGHHH FUCK! Internet Explorer 8 just got me these porn pop-ups, and my mum came in the room, and saw one of the pop-ups!
Person 2: Dude, have you not heard of Mozilla Firefox?

*

Person 3: NOOOO! My computer just got Internet Explorer 8!
Person 4 (Mozilla user): Don't you use Firefox?
Person 3: It does it automatically!
Person 4: (Sees IE 8 being downloaded) SHIT! (computer begins to lag)

by Cheekyvincent May 3, 2009

ear exploder 9000

A song that makes you deaf

Timmy put on Ear Exploder 9000, and we both went deaf.

by That_Random_Snake November 13, 2017

internet explorer

The crappiest browser on earth. Comes complete with security holes, shitty standards support, and no features. A favorite of ignorant internet users everywhere.

Get Mozilla.

Internet Explorer is a steaming mound of poo.

by Ryan January 29, 2004

MSN Explorer

A browser worse than Internet Explorer. Yes, you read correctly.

I tried using MSN Explorer, but it was so bad my testicles exploded.

by JakeTheRipper June 30, 2006

Columbus Explorers high school

its a private high school which is pretty much a sports breeding ground.The sport teams there barely lose any games , mostly go to finals because they RECRUIT players from schools! and the guys there are expected to be preppy, hot with nice set of hair and tan. they usually party every weekend and tend to be full of themselves, and get free blow jobs from other private school girls such as Lourdes and St.Brendan girls , since those girls worship them. Well long story short every guy wants to be a Columbus explorer.

'wow i went to a party last weekend and the hottest guys were there"
- "what school were they from?!"
" oh Columbus Explorers high school guys! , but they were dicks anyway"

by random girl. February 13, 2014

Dora the explorer

ur blind cause she asks us WhErE iS tHe ReD bArN, WHEN IT IS RIGHT BEHIND U BITCH

Dora the explorer is the blindest person I have met.

by hi I am dora lol May 23, 2021

Master Exploder

That one song by Tenacious D that apparently blows minds.

...Literally.

Friend: "DOOD YOU SHOULD TRY PLAYING MASTER EXPLODER ON ROCK BAND ITS TOTALLY HARD LOLOLOL"
Jack Black: "Aaaa-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
-Friend's head blows up-

by masterimploder April 17, 2009