Exploding Popes

Exploding Popes can be several different meanings, but most notably:

A 4-Piece Rock band from Westchester County, NY;

A Fruity Drink they serve in local bars during "That time of the year";

The punchline to an old joke that nobody remembers;

Or the Head of the Vatican somehow erupting in a Fiery mess.

"Well, The Exploding Popes arent horrible, I mean theyre better than Joe's band, But theyre too soft for me."

"Lemme get an Exploding Pope!" "..what?"

"...And he said AN EXPLODING POPE!" "Wow man that joke sucked"

"(Newcaster) And we are greatly shocked, mortified, and upset about the Exploding Pope..The janitors of the Vatican are now cleaning up this bloody catholic mess, and are planning on making some Vaticandy out of his charred remains."

by Ronny Pope March 13, 2010

Exploding Bowtie

To prominently deficate on a supine slumbering individual superior to the chest, but inferior of the neck, and upon completion, awakening the individual, who then looks down, causing the freshly laid fecal matter to be compressed by the individuals chin, and splattering in a bowtie formation.

If i come home and find her sleeping as usual, I am going to have to administer the exploding bowtie.

by Mentone2 November 14, 2012

Exploding Dick Syndrome

(N) Refers to When you wake up in the middle of the night with a dick full of dick pee. This typically is after periods of long drinking.

Woke up with exploding dick syndrome this morning. Boy, did I have a dick full of dick pee.

by 8========D August 1, 2016

Exploding Volcano

This is when three guys jizz in your butt and then you squeeze and all the jizz comes out exploding like a volcano.

Oscar let 3 guys jizz in his bum and then he bent over and did the exploding volcano.

by UziQP November 20, 2018

Exploding Diarrhea

The act of evacuating ones self in an explosive manner.

Jim had the beefaroni at Ryan's Steakhouse and had a case of Exploding Diarrhea.

by Jim Bello July 16, 2008

Holy shit my penis is exploding

The act of male genetalia detonating as a result of sexual intercourse (ejaculation), or C4.

Holy shit my penis is exploding

*while having sex* Girl my penis just exploded!
OR
*boom*

by The AWESOME DUDE!!! September 23, 2009

exploding mushroom

An action involving one person joining the tips of all of their fingers together, coming up behind an unsuspecting person, and shoving their fingers up their butt while opening the hand and making an ecploding noise.

I'm going to give you an exploding mushroom if you don't cut it out!

by Brackettmaster April 23, 2006