to eat is to excrete

Basically any time you eat something your are completing step 1 in the shitting process.

I find it rather difficult to watch people eat for I know that to eat is to excrete!

by Timothy July 18, 2004

Excretion

Taking a shit or piss in a corner of the motherfucking alley

Excretion in an alley is fucking essential

by bitch_nah September 12, 2016

Excretorium

Def 2. A slang term for the combined upper and lower houses of the United States Congress. Usually used to equate the activities of the members of Congress with those performed in a legitimate excretorium def 1.. Sometimes referred to as the United States Excretorium.

Jim: Bob, Did you see what the ass-clowns in the US Excretorium are trying to pass this week?
Bob: You mean that steaming pile of shit tax reform which takes money from my parents retirement fund and gives it to Donald Dump’s buddies?
Jim: Yeah, that one. It should stink up the Excretorium through the next election cycle.

by dgRonbo October 28, 2017

Gluteus maximus homeostasis excretion

When your gluteus maximus is sweating when you have to poop

I am currently undergoing gluteus Maximus homeostasis excretion, I’ll be back in a minute.

by Kuntryboujc June 21, 2019

excremato

Excreta or stool in which ingested food can still be clearly seen - undigested tomato skins for example.

Oh dear - it's an excremato! I'll have to try chewing my food more.

by Epigenie February 5, 2005

taurus excretus

polite way of saying " bull shit " using pseudo legal jargon

" oh I think that's a load of 'taurus excretus' "

by Joffa November 26, 2005

semper in excreta

A good personal motto. Always being in trouble, constantly doing things that do not measure up to expectations, literal translation - "always in the shit".

Dave's D.I.Y. plumbing effort caused a flood in the bathroom which ruined an entire floor and brought down the ceilings in the lower floor.
"Dave, everything you do goes wrong. As they used to say in ancient Rome, "semper in excreta". You're always in the shit. This time, literally!"

by Stubabe December 18, 2009