1. a strong alcoholic drink
2. the greatest band ever from Portland OR, Art Alexakis - guit, voc, Craig Montoya - voc, bass, Greg Eklund - voc, drums
2. the greatest band ever from Portland OR, Art Alexakis - guit, voc, Craig Montoya - voc, bass, Greg Eklund - voc, drums
1. Bartender: may I help you sir?
A drunk guy: yea, gimme an everclear, bitch
2. Fuck man, Everclear kick ass don't they?
Anal Cunt - You went to see Dishwalla and Everclear (you're gay).mp3
A drunk guy: yea, gimme an everclear, bitch
2. Fuck man, Everclear kick ass don't they?
Anal Cunt - You went to see Dishwalla and Everclear (you're gay).mp3
by mirko April 1, 2003
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Can be used for numerous tasks like:
1.) Getting Drunk very quickly.
2.) Cleaning out and disinfecting wounds.
3.) Cleaning surfaces on hardwood or counter tops.
4.) Starting a grill fire.
5.) Pour in a spray bottle and its a safe insecticide or alternate Pepper-spray.
6.) Cleaning windows.
7.) Mixing with other beverages to take the edge off.
8.) Pain-Killer
Can be used for numerous tasks like:
1.) Getting Drunk very quickly.
2.) Cleaning out and disinfecting wounds.
3.) Cleaning surfaces on hardwood or counter tops.
4.) Starting a grill fire.
5.) Pour in a spray bottle and its a safe insecticide or alternate Pepper-spray.
6.) Cleaning windows.
7.) Mixing with other beverages to take the edge off.
8.) Pain-Killer
by Thad Badassle April 20, 2017
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Everclearing is a form of hazing in which the pledge has a bread roll thats been soaked in everclear shoved in their mouth and held for as long as possible without spitting it out.
Out of 5 pledges the 3 that hold it longest win the event.
Hard Mode: duct tape wrapped around mouth over the back of head. and given a fork to cut it off. This can result in death. No known deaths to date.
Everclearing is rarely used anymore since victims of it became leaders of frats and banned it, So once the upperclassmen 2008-09 that hazed pledges this way graduated, it came to a halt.
Stories of everclearing do fly around, but who knows how much truth there is to them.
Out of 5 pledges the 3 that hold it longest win the event.
Hard Mode: duct tape wrapped around mouth over the back of head. and given a fork to cut it off. This can result in death. No known deaths to date.
Everclearing is rarely used anymore since victims of it became leaders of frats and banned it, So once the upperclassmen 2008-09 that hazed pledges this way graduated, it came to a halt.
Stories of everclearing do fly around, but who knows how much truth there is to them.
"Everclearing is now banned. If anyone is to use Everclear for any form of hazing ever they are put to a vote if we will remove you from the frat or not." - Xyz
by Believe in your smelf August 14, 2012
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Inspiration.
Isn't it great when Alcohol starts singing to ya(yes.lame ass pun.)
Inspiration.
Isn't it great when Alcohol starts singing to ya(yes.lame ass pun.)
Yea. Everclear does kickass.
Man. Everytime I listen to Everclear I feel all inspired.
Um yea. DRINK ME!
Man. Everytime I listen to Everclear I feel all inspired.
Um yea. DRINK ME!
by Xondria. yea. April 27, 2004
Get the everclear mug.its very stupid to drink it it can cause alot of harm and i probably would never touch the stuff id much rather drink vodka and be ok than drink ever clear and die cause it has no taste and no smell so you keep drinkin untill your body just cant handle it any more and you wake in heaven/hell/or emergency room dont be stupid stay away
by candy February 10, 2005
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Shit's illegal, this hails in comparison to most whiskeys and vodkas, hell, it makes the other liquor brands look like sparkling water! (Unless if it's a flat drink, with no carbonation, which is fizz for you dumb fucks) it is typically drank watered down, for you daredevils out there, yes, you can drink it pure, good luck though!
Shit's illegal, this hails in comparison to most whiskeys and vodkas, hell, it makes the other liquor brands look like sparkling water! (Unless if it's a flat drink, with no carbonation, which is fizz for you dumb fucks) it is typically drank watered down, for you daredevils out there, yes, you can drink it pure, good luck though!
Man: *has shit day and goes to bar*
Bartender: what can I get ya?
Man: everclear.
Bartender: *laughs* that shit's illegal, what else do ya want?
Man: a noose?
Bartender: alright, BET
Bartender: what can I get ya?
Man: everclear.
Bartender: *laughs* that shit's illegal, what else do ya want?
Man: a noose?
Bartender: alright, BET
by That random brit July 26, 2023
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