Etsy Shops

Stores in a downtown area feature fru fru items like consignment clothing, art decor, etc.

our downtown area has several Etsy Shops which does not bring in many people.

by jondich April 7, 2024

Etsy Witch

Euphemism for an assassin. Usually in the context of political assassinations. Originating when Far-Right political pundit Charlie Kirk was assassinated shortly after a writer for Jezebel paid etsy witches to hex him.

Person 1: "Do you hear the outrageous shit he's saying!?"
Person 2: "He better wish that someone does get a 'Etsy Witch' to 'hex' him."

by Marxist Rich September 12, 2025

Etsy Witch

An "Etsy witch" refers to individuals selling spells, rituals, and other magical services on the online marketplace Etsy.

Bonnaroo was cancelled because we forgot to pay the Etsy witch 😓

by Issameee July 8, 2025