Escort

Slang for a prostitute. Someone who escorts your dick- to their vagina. (most of the time)

Escort is just another PC (politically correct) term for someone who sucks/fucks for money. Just exchange it with "prostitute".

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 November 5, 2010

Escortion

Regarding a layoff at your job; The act or process of being escorted out of the door without any notice.

"There were 20 escortions at work today." or "I was at my desk working and I got the tap on the shoulder and then escortion."

by Edward C. Microwagious IV July 23, 2009

escorts

Escorts = A community, agency or collective group of more than one escort. A group who may Escort another person and partake of Escorting activities

An example would be an escorts agency or a community of escorts in a forum or a news board or a collective term to describe all people who describe themselves as an escort or call girl.

by escorts January 14, 2007

Escortation

A four year major available at select colleges around the world consisting of learning on how to become a professional escort in Vegas and many other cities world wide. The only one found in the United States is at UNLV or University of Las Vegas Nevada, conveniently on the strip.

"Natalie wanted to become the best escort in the world. That is why she pursued an escortation degree at UNLV"

by 16 oz. October 13, 2011

emergency escort

Being behind a fire truck, police car, or ambulance when they are going to an emergency and and driving full speed behind them without traffic.

Guy 1: "Hey I thought you were going to be late with all the traffic."

Guy 2: "Yeah lucky for me there was a firetruck in front of me so I got an emergency escort."

by RyGuy93 April 3, 2009

Nerd escort

A person who goes out/dances/fuck with a nerd to get the long run benefits (good job/career)

She is too cute for him. She must be doing nerd escort.

by not_you January 23, 2009

Male Escort

the coverup legal name for male prostitute. Pleasuring both of his female but mostly his male acquaintances, the guy is either a desperate straight guy needing of money, or gay guy for various reasons.

Male Escort: I made $500 for 2 hours to give some guy a bj
Female Prostitute: I made $70 for a 5 min bj

by mcloovesex June 14, 2011