ert

shut up bitches your all rong its not a damn word

ur all gay little bitches

by billy bob September 1, 2004

ert

ert\èrt\adj
1:able to move
2:containing active properties <chemically~>

~ert-ness n
3:having energy or motivation

A young man was sitting in a reclining chair, contemplating the nuances of the universe, when a strange bit of linguistic pondering suddenly befell him: "I am sitting in this chair, yet I am still able to move. Am I ert?" The answer eluded him as he sat, his mind working feverishly on the problem. He thought, "If I had some sort of debilitating disease, I would be inert while in this chair, but alas I do not. I must be ert, I have to be."

by Just Bly April 12, 2006

ert

the wave of bullshit trying to be passed off as art by its creator/creators based simply on it being weird as hell

That isn't art, it's nothing but ert.

by Eib September 15, 2003

ert

kinda like a elf but with no ears and has large toes

girl 1:there was a ert in that move
girl 2:I thank he hides migets under his toes

by kornjerker March 6, 2009

Ert

a werd derived from "art". it has now turned into a language and a religion and is presently planning on world domination. talking ert includes using the "er" sound in every word.

sass: yer bern, wert erp? (yo ben, what up?")
ben: nerthin serse, her bert yer?(nothing sass, how bout you?)

by hobbit April 30, 2003

ert+y76p

The first 8 characters in an email that gave Strong Bad a virus in the 118th Strong Bad email cartoon. This virus ultimately led to the entire Homstar universe to go into complete chaos, until Bubs, with his trusty shotgun, annihilated Strong Bad's infected computer, restoring to universe to its former self.

Strong Bad: Dear Strong Bad, ert+y76p Olu8...waitaminute...is this one of them virus emails that your mom and off-shore casinos send you?

by Warhol June 20, 2006

mmmm-ert, ...

what the fuck is that?

Sqealin' tires, ...

by butt-head June 25, 2003