Bert and Ernie

n. two males who live together and often sleep in the same bed in a neighborhood where giant canaries, coke fiend mastadons, cookie enthusiasts, vampires with a fettish for numbers, a talking carpet who is disgruntled and live in a trash can, and a doll who begs to be "tickled" terrorize deaf mutes and a Latina woman usually named Maria

There is really no need with a definition like that.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

ernied

1. Being bothered by a self centered individual. 2. Being woken up earlier than desired by a significant other in a sudden and abrupt manner.

Man, I was trying to sleep in and my girlfriend ernied the shit out of me by yelling in my ear and poking me.

by Dr. Walter Fanchy October 6, 2013

elgie

smooth talker, very approachable with numerous female friends, charming, lovable, great smile, forever in your mind, outgoing, creative, big heart, easygoing, great listener, caring and don't give a damn in same second. Will probably have many kids.

yo man! that dude Elgie, He is a smooth operator cool as hell and got it going on with the ladies

by heelstracker January 23, 2016

Erie Carwash

After feverishly jerking off on a chicks face, you proceed to give such chick a golden shower to wash off the baby batter.

Bro, after fucked that hoe last night, I pulled out and gave her an Erie carwash at the hotel.

by urajagoff September 14, 2014

erbie

Usually very handsome, a very sensitive guy who doesn't like to show his feelings, does not easily trust people, he's not afraid of anything, you can't tell but he feels alone most of the time, if you are lucky to meet him you will never forget him. When he falls in love he truely loves with his whole heart.

Wow she has Erbie and doesn't even realize it.

by Bombi February 22, 2017

Eriebola

A severe virus caused by the consumption or exposure to water or anything made with H2O from Lake Erie. The symptoms usually include uncontrollable vomiting and/or diarrhea. Some studies claim that it is caused by excessive drinking in Erie, PA but that has been debunked and considered fake news.

"Chris, you have been projectile vomiting and painting the hotel walls for the last hour... I think you have a drinking problem you need to address."
"It has nothing to do with my drinking bro! I think I got a bad case of Eriebola from the food at the hockey game."

by metro77 February 19, 2019

Lake Erie Log Jam

A Lake Erie Log Jam can be found in the bowl of 50% of public toilets. It is created by the first person that uses a non-functioning public toilet by totally fucking up the bowl with a huge Steamer and then tops it off with half the roll of toilet paper, which starts the Log Jam. Next person who has a Hydraulic Shit coming on and happy to find a shitter working or not adds to the log pile then uses what’s left of the roll. The next and subsequent people have no choice but to shit on top of the log pile or shit their pants, which adding to the pile makes more sense than laying down a Skid Mark in their pants which of course leads to a Rusty Bumper. After several people have assaulted the bowl, with none of it going down a LAKE ERIE LOG JAM is created, so named as if you live in the Midwest, and are north of the continental divide, that shit’s gonna wind up in Lake Erie one way or another.

I had to Carpenter Cut a Lake Erie Log Jam at McDonald’s or shit my pants!

by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009