Erectus Trouserius

The erectus trouserius, or trouser snake, is the world's most dangerous creature.
Fangless, it averages between five and nine inches, depending on the honesty of its owner.
It normally appears in bedrooms, but can often be found in unusual places.
Its venemous spit can cause swelling that lasts nine months.

"Are you pregnant?"

"No, I was attacked by a highly venemous creature called erectus trouserius."

Erectus Trouserius by Killola October 16, 2008

Homo Erectus 

The most powerful spell that Harry Potter can ever cast. This will cause the victim to be erectified by homos. Please use this with caution

Harry Potter casted “Homo Erectus” on his foe, then his foe wanted to smash

Homo Erectus by IHasPotatoAim July 29, 2018

homo erectus 

Scientific name for a faggot.

Chrithtopher ith a homo erectus.

homo erectus by sbo February 26, 2009

Homo Erectus 

The name given to a person who gets hard ons (willingly or unwillingly) over another person of the same gender. Also the predecessor to modern man. Eg) A not so distant cousin of the cave-man.

The term originated in 18th century mongolia where native tribes referred to the pandas who would go on to destroy all erectile functions of their future children and thus destroy all chances of survival.

Others claim that the phrase was coined when Arturo Lupoli used it to describe the actions of team-mate Kerry Gilbert after a fifth round Carling Cup tie in 2005.

Finally it is argued that the phrase simply refers to the act of wanking vigourously in the toilets of the Oriental Buffet in Alperton.

Yo homie, i think nick is a bit of a Homo Erectus, specially after seeing him eyeing up dat foo over der called John.

Mother? There is no other.

Homo Erectus by Homie_erectile_disfunction July 16, 2006

Homo Erectus 

An obviously sexually aroused or extremely horny male, especially a sexually aroused or extremely horny gay male.

"Calm down, homo erectus! We've got a wedding to go to and no time even for a quickie!"

Homo Erectus by ODSnatcher May 23, 2014

Rectussy 

A rectum used as a pussy.

If you must fuck my rectussy, I need to slather on a lot of KY Jelly and take a deep breath first.

Rectussy by Vernacularitis January 24, 2010

sextus pinus erectus

1. Latin for six tall pine trees
2. THE GREATEST LATIN PHRASE EVER!
3. figure it out for yourself

''my latin teacher taught me a new phrase today.. sextus pinus erectus!''

sextus pinus erectus by thegirlwiththeoddex;) December 21, 2009