Equine American Princess

1. Female who thinks she knows more about horses than you do. 2. Female barn owner who keeps making up stupid rules. 3. Female who is a sore looser at horse competition. 4. Female horse horse owner who finds it necessary to harass fellow boarders over turn outs, arena usage, poop pile, etc. Very Similar to JAP or Jewish American Princess. Abbreviation EAP

The EAP pitched a bitch because she didn't win the horse show. The Equine American Princess was mad because the arena was in use.

by Snigglefluffy February 28, 2013

Equitearoones

The repetitive relapse of a relationship, involving two people who fall in and out of love with each other on a regular basis.

Person one - Hey Bill and Julie are going out again

Person two - Really? That's like five times.

Person one - I know, Bill always Equitearoones with his girls

by WordCreation January 12, 2014

equine embrace

A.k.a. "horse hug", this immensely-pleasurable (well, if you're into regularly getting "up close 'n' personal" wif half a ton of hard-muscled mammal, at least!) activity involves happily wrapping your arms around the neck of your favorite large four-legged friend and tucking your head contentedly up under his jaw and throat; if he is accustomed to doing this and is in a fairly good mood, your large buddy will often respond in kind, gently tilting his head downwards to softly squeeze you between his chin and chest.

Equine embraces can indeed be extremely satisfying and rewarding; one just needs to remember to always check his clothing for loose hairs and other unwanted "organic adornments" afterwards, to avoid spreading said "residues" to undesirable locations, such as furniture, curtains, bed-clothes, etc.

by QuacksO November 21, 2018

Equine

Large four legged animal that comes in a variety of colors and markings.

There is an equine showjumping competition today.

by Dover4927 February 22, 2020

Canine-equine extravaganza

A briefing and/or demonstration for senior management, where the audience is too important for a mere dog and pony show.

The CEO is coming for a canine-equine extravaganza about our new capability.

by Shputz August 14, 2011

see a man about an equine

In "Cheers" witty and sophisticated Frasier uses this phrase to excuse himself.

Cheers Season 8 Episode 1 Frasier uses it (leaving the bar and heading for the bathroom): "I've got to see a man about an equine."

by eugmak November 9, 2011

equine humanoid

A half-horse, half-human creature. Equine humanoids smell extremely bad, and their asses are quite ripe bent over. They are an endangered species these days. Only 10 equine humanoids exist worldwide. In the United States, there is Horseshit Breath (Louie); and Louie's nemesis Mack, who recently moved to the US from London.

An equine humanoid took a deuce and obstructed traffic on the thruway.

by Zuger June 17, 2003