by Struckout November 14, 2012
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A person that thinks they have earned the right to make derogatory statements about another race or culture because of their relationships.
Ted: What's up with wetbacks always wearing jeans and having mustaches?
Bill: Dude, why would you say that?
Ted: No it's cool, I'm dating a Mexican girl.
Bill: Oh, I wasn't aware that you were a qualified racist
Bill: Dude, why would you say that?
Ted: No it's cool, I'm dating a Mexican girl.
Bill: Oh, I wasn't aware that you were a qualified racist
by dkinirvine December 17, 2012
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In the United States, qualified immunity is a legal principle that grants government officials performing discretionary functions immunity from civil suits (< two very important words right there) unless the plaintiff shows that the official violated "clearly established statutory or constitutional rights of which a reasonable person would have known".
So you can't sue that cop as a way to get back at him because he pulled you over for going 75 mph in a 55 zone. Or because he arrested you for drinking and driving even though you didn't wanna be arrested.
Qualified immunity does NOT prevent police officers from being charged with crimes (get this through your thick skull), nor does it prevent people from suing the departments the police officers work for.
In the United States, qualified immunity is a legal principle that grants government officials performing discretionary functions immunity from civil suits (< two very important words right there) unless the plaintiff shows that the official violated "clearly established statutory or constitutional rights of which a reasonable person would have known".
So you can't sue that cop as a way to get back at him because he pulled you over for going 75 mph in a 55 zone. Or because he arrested you for drinking and driving even though you didn't wanna be arrested.
Qualified immunity does NOT prevent police officers from being charged with crimes (get this through your thick skull), nor does it prevent people from suing the departments the police officers work for.
Idiot: "Hey, did you hear about that cop who shot an innocent man 200 times? I heard he got away with the murder because of qualified immunity."
Guy with common sense: "That's not how qualified immunity works... at all."
Idiot: "But... some guy on Twitter said it, so it must be true!"
Guy with common sense: "That's not how qualified immunity works... at all."
Idiot: "But... some guy on Twitter said it, so it must be true!"
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Qualified Incompetence protects the following behaviors:
• Quoting the Constitution out of context while live-streaming from a car
• Filing lawsuits with the same strategic finesse as a toddler launching spaghetti
• Declaring oneself a “law scholar” despite being defeated in court more times than a parking ticket
• Misinterpreting the First Amendment so badly it violates the Eighth
• Quoting the Constitution out of context while live-streaming from a car
• Filing lawsuits with the same strategic finesse as a toddler launching spaghetti
• Declaring oneself a “law scholar” despite being defeated in court more times than a parking ticket
• Misinterpreting the First Amendment so badly it violates the Eighth
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