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Epi Pen

The Epi Pen is the centre of gravity and fate as we know it. The Epi Pen attracts the force and level of zero and Τουρβονικό. If the Epi Pen is combined with an epic pen (which attracts the force and level of ∞ and the Ορείχαλκος Τρίτος) all hell would break loose and the multiverse would implode on itself. The Epi Pen has properties of C (Cenic) and ^ (^Vonhid>). The Epi Pen also possess the power to turn backwards on itself creating QX (Quertus Xeus) Motion. When the Epi Pen creates QX Motion, Physics and Quantumus (A form of Z* Physics) Physics is broken. When Quantumus Physics is broken, Retscev (another form of Z* Physics) will unwind itself creating an infinite loophole where different dimensions and Alternate Universes will collide and reenact the creation of the true HeRA Unisherse. The Epi Pen when stabbed into someone grants them the power of the Stank Dank Spin.
Person: OH SHIT AN EPI PEN! *proceeds to contractpower levels*
by Creator Of The Stank Dank Spin November 18, 2020
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epicene

1) Adj. Epicene can be used as a description to clarify that one does not have a sexual preference because someone who is epicene does not choose their mates based on their sex. An epicene is completely un-gender-biased. An epicene is not a bisexual (someone who is attracted to both sexes), instead they do not take gender into account at ALL, as they feel it is more important to have the correct personality match, rather than the correct plumbing.

2) An epicene is simultaniously used to describe someone whom you are unable to tell the gender of. Such as Pat from Saturday Night Live.
1) 'hey, what is your sexual preference? are you more interested in men, women, or both?'
'I am an epicene. I am not looking for a man OR a woman. I am looking for my soulmate, and ze could be in either package.'

2) 'whoa, ze is hot! Can you go find out what zer name is so I know which way to approach zer?
by ismirth July 2, 2007
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Epicendencies

A musical score resulting in epicness, usually found towards the end.
Every song by Muse tends to have certain epicendencies/epicendency.
by eMogs May 18, 2013
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Epimenia

Is a woman. But not just a woman, a very special woman. She is very beautiful and wise. She is the best mom you could ever ask for. She is so devoted to her children and has a great faith; and is willing to teach anyone who wants to learn it. She is strick at times but is awesome. She is very smart and is careful who she lets into her life. But anyone who has her as a friend is so lucky to have her. She is perfect in every way. You can never ignore her beautiful smile and twinkly brown eyes. She nows what to say if you feel sad or mad. She is very lovable and always makes you feel comfortable. She is AMAZING!!
Epimenia is awesome!
by Epimenia November 22, 2019
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Epiphenomenomusical

When musicality arises spontaneously from seemingly mundane and unmusical objects.
When the students pushed the chairs around the classroom for a good 15 minutes, the sound produced could only be described as epiphenomenomusical.
by Tulliver Scrim May 3, 2020
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Andrey Esipenko

A wonderful chess player who is really cute and down to earth. He also beat Magnus Carlsen in 2021.
Andrey Esipenko is really cute
by uyuyeji April 8, 2022
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Epipenis

An emergency injection of hard cock that thirsty women may insert in a time of anal-phylactic shock.
"Hey, did you get that D last night?"
"No, but thankfully I had an epipenis."
by RealDoctorMan MD. April 8, 2017
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