envelope

You dumbass, cant you figure it out... you send your mail in it! duhh!!

I'm so dumb i dont know what the word "envelope" means.

by grubin August 4, 2003

envelope

a word used to describe a vagina that doesn't look overly used

"My gf has a nice little envelope, not like my last one that had a real meat sandwich!"

by neak October 19, 2008

brown envelope

A euphemism for a bribe (UK).

Politicians don't do jack unless they get their brown envelopes!

by KMorgan April 3, 2015

Pimp Envelope

A mailing device used by pimps for both official and unofficial business. Usually made of paper and sealed with pimp juice.

After she swallowed too much pimp juice R Kelly sent his hoe a get well card in a pimp envelope.

by Lil' Wang August 22, 2010

Magic Envelope

The hidden file on a computer where the user hides their porn.

"I'm grounded for a month because my mom found my magic envelope with all my BDSM stuff in it."

by Roflcopter505 October 5, 2011

sticky envelope

When you having sex doggy style and when your about to cum, you pull out and jizz in her butt crack and then smash her butt cheeks together.

Tom and jane where having sex when tom gave jane a sticky envelope

by jebusmckrackin July 9, 2014

Sealed Envelope

An act performed immediately after sex; moments before achieving male orgasm, the man pulls out and shoots his load into the crevice of the girls ass. Afterwards, he presses her ass cheeks together for an undetermined amount of time. When he lets go, her cheeks will be stuck together, thus forming a sealed envelope.

After mom went to work, I shot my load between Van's ass cheeks and gave her a sealed envelope. She was waddling around like a penguin.

by D.H.G. October 18, 2008