Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center

In the portal games the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center is a large area in the Aperture Science facility in which many main test chambers are located, and where most of the testing involving portal guns and such takes place. Chell wakes up here in the first portal game.

“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one.

Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.

For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt

Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias

stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”

by Hitmantheman January 31, 2024

Unjust Enrichment

Yeah, that's totally what's happening here! You go Sarah! Wooooooooo!

Hym "This is all kinds of unjust enrichment! And stalking... And harassment in the workplace... Gaslighting... Child endangerment... Unpaid labor... Uncredited chief researchering... This is a lot of bad things all happening to me... My car broke down... Dry balls... None of this is good... And it LITERALLY CAN'T BE MY FAULT! Because I'm not being unjustly enriched. I'm not stalking myself. I'm not harassing myself. I'm not gaslighting myself. My children aren't in danger. I didn't uncredit or unpay myself. I didn't do a lot of bad things to myself. And both my car and my balls have been on borrowed time for a while now!"

by Hym Iam July 31, 2024