Engagement

A calculated decision made to prevent others from encroaching on territory held by proposer of engagement. Simultaneously marking all call options held to zero in the process. Antonym: See "True Love"

I will have to have an engagement contract with Jan if she gets into HBS. You guys don't know how bad the ratio is over there.

by Anonymousey41 April 19, 2011

Enjicement

The tittilating combination of enjoying something with a great degree of excitement.

I can't wait for the bachelor party, it's going to be pure enjicement.

by NectarBoy October 20, 2015

engagement chicken

a special chicken dish with magic properties, causing boyfriends to propose to their girls. Made famous by Glamour magazine in the 80s and many couples have experienced the witchcraft of engagement chicken since then, including Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. A popular recipe for this lemon-herb chicken can be found by Ina Garden, who has confirmed its magical powers.

Beth: "omg he just proposed, we're getting married!"
Ashley: "wow when did he propose?"
Beth: "after I made him engagement chicken"

by solitairestardust November 30, 2017

Dutch Entwinement

The dutch entwinement is when a man cums on another persons face (man or women) and the other licks it from around their mouth. They then scrap the rest of the cum off and masturbate with it until they cum. After they have both persons cum in their hand they finger blast the others mouth with each others cum that has been entwined into one cum

Jack just did a dutch entwinement with Terry

by Twerkplays February 3, 2014

engagement

(1) in war it is a battle
(2) in courtship it is a surrender

(1) Captain Kirk said, "Mr. Scott, I need more power! Prepare for battle engagement!"
(2) I can't believe John gave up his life like that, now that girls sucked him into engagement. Sad...

by G-Spot! September 16, 2003

Nocturnal Enticement Specialist

occupational title referring to (licensed *LPIN) sexually oriented business professionals that derive monies and/or compensation in exchange for erotic services, sexually arousing, enticing, exciting and/or stimulating another

Gentleman approached me in a bar, offered me a drink and introduced himself. He stated his name and that he was an attorney then inquired as to my profession. I chuckled aloud and informed him that we had a lot in common, that I was a Nocturnal Enticement Specialist and it appeared that we both screwed people for money.

by Maddison Knox December 9, 2008

engagement ring

the tool of true love. used to tell somebody you want them to be yours and for you to be theirs forever, to be used VERY carefully (unless you are drunk and in vegas, hopefully you can return it then), should be at least 3 months salary from work and 6 months from mind (one usually does figure out whether they will want to marry somebody in a short amount of time but if you wait it works out better, you might even make it to ten years)

man 1:i want to pop the question to my girlfriend

man 2:did you get her an 'engagement ring?'

by itlnboy October 18, 2010