Kensington Engagement Ring

A hickey

Look how trashy that girl is with that kensington engagement ring on her neck.

by Turtlehead girl March 31, 2009

enhosement

An 'enhancement' (generally of a software application) which improves one feature but breaks (a.k.a. "hoses") one or more other features.

Yeah, the Core team just released a new enhosement last week; now we have to go back and clean up everything to work around all of their changes.

by Fotophool June 4, 2009

Anal Engagement

When you ask a girl to marry you just to get her to let you put it in her ass

Congratulations Jim I heard you and Maureen got engaged.
Jim “ya it’s an anal engagement I figured that may be what it takes to plow that ass”

by Ttk1027 November 8, 2019

engagement ring

A ring you give to your girlfriend that means that you're okay with not having sex with her ever again.

Sue: "So I heard Jeff gave you an engagement ring"
Jill: "Yeah, good thing too. I was getting real tired of putting out for him.."

by are595 November 9, 2009

Enragement ring

A piece of jewelry, typically a ring, that is purchased for a girlfriend in an effort to make her happy after you have made her angry.

A: Wow, your girlfriend is pretty pissed that you were out all night and didn't call her. What are you going to do?
B: Yeah, you're right, she's pretty mad. I might have to buy her an 'enragement ring' to smooth things over.

by Bryan Gilbreath September 8, 2009

Encagement

period after you get enagaged and after you get married

Shortly after Billy's encagement, things slowly started to deteriorate.

by J.D. Youu May 16, 2008

i have a previous engagement

white lie used to decline any social event in which one would prefer throwing oneself into a volcano instead of attending.

Situations may include third wheeling, babysitting your colleagues 3 kids and their dog, any event that prevents you form watching the episode of your favourite show on netflix
- SYNONYMS leave me alone, Not unless you pay me, Not even if you payed me, go away
- OPPOSITES how could I say no to such a request ! (but like seriously, no)

I wish I could! but ah.... I have a previous engagement !

by Tropicanna9 February 9, 2018