A religion with three main gods, where the earth is the scripture and Bonobo chimps are worshipped beings
Peasant: Dude, what the hell's Emanism?
Glorified one: It means you're less significant than a monkey, you're living on a book and if you don't join, you will reborn as a dandelion
Glorified one: It means you're less significant than a monkey, you're living on a book and if you don't join, you will reborn as a dandelion
by Glorified one June 14, 2011
aka Eco-Man.E-man and his trusty side-kick/love, Nova Kane were called on by General Dove whenever he had a worldwide threat.Eman had numerous enemies whose mission was to destroy him. Juno and Michael powers were highly destructive and Battery was the most dangerous. Emans powers converted toxic waste into elements to protect the environment.
Eman saves the rainforest.
by Nova Kane October 06, 2010
The religion of the shiny people. Anybody can be an emanist, as long as they're shiny. Emanism bases it's beliefs on having a high respect, admiration and love for one's self, while maintaining a love for others, especially other emanists. Emanism has no clear God, just the worship of self.
guy 1: hey, i'm thinking of converting to emanism, what you think?
guy 2: yeah man do it! i'm am emanist, and i've felt better about myself ever since. i love me!
guy 2: yeah man do it! i'm am emanist, and i've felt better about myself ever since. i love me!
by emancorpse August 05, 2009
by Suck my dick in that mornin November 28, 2017
eman comes from the traditional arabic name iman translating to ‘faith’ it also means someone who has a very stinky cooch
by nalasucks August 15, 2019