email

A way to lie in someones face, and not be called a lier, a delayed action lie.

I really would like to see you again, give me your email address.

by benthere December 20, 2011

email

a system of world-wide electronic communication in which a computer user can compose a message at one terminal that is generated at the recipient's terminal when he logs in

"Would you e-mail me a copy of that spreadsheet you made up the other day?"
"How about I email my dick to your mouth instead?"

by blink April 27, 2003

no-emailer

When you neither send nor receive any work related email for an entire day.

Today was pretty slow, I had a no-emailer.

by Josh481 April 30, 2008

email

*angry birds theme song*
*club penguin dance*

“you’re giving major email vibes rn”

by quietjuice June 13, 2022

email

the thing you made when you were 9

“yo check out my cool email”
“[e-mail], really?”
“yeah bro such a cool email”

by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs October 20, 2023

emailically

By email. (Compare to telephonically.)

I'll contact you emailically tomorrow.

Send me the resumé emailically.

by Lady Chevalier October 4, 2005

email

A practically useless method of worldwide communication, due to the widespread use of Instant Messaging.

I don't need email because I have AIM, ICQ, MSN, YIM, mIRC all running at the same time!

by Kenthar August 10, 2003