get'em sunday

waking up and pretending like you aren't hung over after a saturday night where you only got three hours of sleep, and you get right after it ... when you start to get'em you realize that you dont have champagne.... but you do have beer... so you make beer and orange juice and play a drinking game. you follow that up with some marijuana, an 8ft bong, a valuim, and some football.... make sure you have bacon ... GET'EM SUNDAY

-"wow im definitely not right from last night... oh man what should should we do?"
- "well i know its 9AM but let's start with some beer .. and weed .. and a valium.... GET'EM SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!"

by broad nation December 21, 2009

Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot

Fisting a woman's pussy and ass at the same, while alternating blows to the ass and pussy in a rock 'em sock 'em robot manner.

I almost got that bitch's head to pop off as I was Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Roboting her last night.

by cyclonebulldog15 November 20, 2009

gettin em semi-soft

Gettin em semi-soft is very similar to "gettin em hard." It means the same thing, but is only used when the situation is intense, but not that extreme.

Guy 1: Holy crap, that mof just shot him!

Guy 2: Gettin em semi-soft!

by Luke Ax August 14, 2009

E.M.S.P.

E.M.S.P. = Early Morning Stoned Pimp

Kid Rock feat. Uncle Kracker - E.M.S.P.

by strigoi300Oxnard April 23, 2011

E.M.S.

Stands for "Eat My Shit" (NOT Emergency Medical Service). See also, "S.M.D.," which stands for "Suck My Dick". Both acronyms are useful in social siutations where you wish to make an urgent, direct point; but full expression might be inappropriate, embarrassing, or just plain bad for your health or well-being.

Hey, you over there by the casserole, E.M.S.!

by Visionary Philosopher April 4, 2004

u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers?

a pickup phrase that will have woman at your feet, seriously try it and see the results for urself

example 1.-
girl- hi
guy- "u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers?"
girl: omg i wanna suck your cock 24/7

example2.- she´s got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers.

bruh nigga tf u mean by "should include the word being defined"?

by xx-big_breast_john998xx May 30, 2022

Get 'Em Sheeba

A single dollar; money.

Bill Gates got a grip of Get 'Em Sheebas, Son!

by The Applekiddy August 9, 2006