Elonian is the quantum dimensional religion that was created for the worshippers of The Lord, Elon Musk.
Newb: "Have you seen all those weirdo needs going GaGa over Elon Musk?"
Elonian: "Um, first of all his title is Lord Elon, and we're called Elonians. Like people who worship Jesus are Christians. People who worship Elon Musk are Elonians!"
Elonian: "Um, first of all his title is Lord Elon, and we're called Elonians. Like people who worship Jesus are Christians. People who worship Elon Musk are Elonians!"
by therealchronicles June 10, 2020
Get the Elonian mug.Elbonia is the collective name for all places outside of the United States of America and can be considered to be a nation of its own.
The nation is entirely mud-covered. It is very backward and it's ihabitants can write but haven't as yet learned to read.
The inhabitants all look alike, wearing the same style of clothes (robe and turban-hat) and sporting beards of aproximately the same length. They have long and unpronouncable names.
Elbobnia is a very attractive land for American corporations as it has no environmental or labour laws. Call Center and manufacturing are often outsorced to Elbonia.
Americans don't travel to Elbonia except on business. All non-corporate Americans are ignorant of its existance.
The nation is entirely mud-covered. It is very backward and it's ihabitants can write but haven't as yet learned to read.
The inhabitants all look alike, wearing the same style of clothes (robe and turban-hat) and sporting beards of aproximately the same length. They have long and unpronouncable names.
Elbobnia is a very attractive land for American corporations as it has no environmental or labour laws. Call Center and manufacturing are often outsorced to Elbonia.
Americans don't travel to Elbonia except on business. All non-corporate Americans are ignorant of its existance.
by LGD May 19, 2004
Get the elbonia mug.A state of being Emo and Cynical at the same exact time. In essence a mix of "Emocity" and Cynicism (sometimes to a large extent).
Jimmy: Gosh, sometimes this world is so selfish, I'm glad that I'm not.
John: Don't be so emonical and self absorbed, your emonicism is saddening.
John: Don't be so emonical and self absorbed, your emonicism is saddening.
by lawlitellyou April 21, 2006
Get the Emonical mug.She is a very outgoing girl who has been hurt .she is beyond beautiful she so nice is very loyal but people dislike her . She has a amazing body very pretty but never like talk to people she doesn’t know .
Hey did you seeeeeeee Eloni today she was looking fine ?
Yeah I saw her but she wouldn’t talk to me .
Yeah I saw her but she wouldn’t talk to me .
by I don’t love life May 26, 2018
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A nice very flexible girl, she gets in trouble alot,also she has a big butt ,her mom's name sounds like it would start with a T .she very crazy(way too crazy) and she can be very emoting also she is the MIXED goddess she got longish hair and is a future veteran
by idk why I do dis April 19, 2017
Get the emoni mug.Home to many former city dwelling "gangsters", Resulting in neigboring peers to think they live in a "hood" or the "ghetto". So supposively, Everyone technically residing in elmont was formaly from one of the 5 boroughs, And they still claim their old neighborhoods, Even though they most likely Moved to Elmont when they were Younger and had not been through the "the teenage growth experience", Further more... Everyone living in Elmont is From elmont ..But Since they were born in the city they claim it and it twists their brain into thinking they live in the "ghetto" and that they're living the "thug life" Claiming elmont is almost as sad as living in it.
Elmont teen: Yo nigga im from the hood son, whats poppin?
City teen: Word you from the hood, where you rest your head at kid?
Elmont teen: Da-Mont (elmont) son, im gangsta nigga, thug lifeeeeeee
City teen: Da-mont? Nigga wheres that at? Brooklyn?
Elmont teen: Nassau county dunn, Rep till i die.
City teen: You probably won't die from any crime related shit in the suburbs.
Elmont teen: YO SON THIS THE HOOD MAN.
City teen: Yea, Aight.
City teen: Word you from the hood, where you rest your head at kid?
Elmont teen: Da-Mont (elmont) son, im gangsta nigga, thug lifeeeeeee
City teen: Da-mont? Nigga wheres that at? Brooklyn?
Elmont teen: Nassau county dunn, Rep till i die.
City teen: You probably won't die from any crime related shit in the suburbs.
Elmont teen: YO SON THIS THE HOOD MAN.
City teen: Yea, Aight.
by W8 Guru September 11, 2006
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