Joe Elio

Joe Elio is a Lebanese mixed name. He’s a great guy who has to pass all his life hearing the joke:that his parents didn’t agree on Joe, nor on Elio, so they eventually put them together. Just like the complex name, Joe elio is a thinker, a patient person who knows how to handle bad situations and problems. Charming, and unbelievably attractive, Joe elio can’t let any girl/woman pass without capting her attention, and making her smile. Even though he’s rational and logical, he has a very sensitive character that makes him the perfect guy. Very very very jealous and overprotective over his girl, Joe elio is a keeper despite the fact that he looks like a handsome player.

-How perfect is he on a scale from 1 to 10?
-Joe Elio.😍

by oott September 25, 2017

Elio Effect

short circuit that happens in the wiring of the brain when one first experiences a visual encounter with Elio

wow elio is so cool

well you just experienced the elio effect

by notreeal June 4, 2021

elio the god

HOT AS GUCK MAN LIKE DUDE PLEASE MARRY ME ON THE FUCKING SPOT

(also please kiss me <3)

idk elio the god is hot af

by pebbls November 21, 2021

Dogs on Elios bed

This is a phrase used to describe tormented beings that usually come in pairs. They lay upon the bed with a rather tormented expression that screams for assistance. They are usually spanked or thrown in the air. These species of animal are known for the fact that they look like a cypriot politician who doesn't know how to solve any type of problem and is thus desperate.

Whats wrong? you look like the dogs on Elios bed today

by woahah November 4, 2019

elio e le storie tese

Italian pop rock band from Milan. Got popular with their songs Born To Be Abramo and La Terra dei Cachi.

Elio e le Storie Tese's last album is called L'Album Biango and picked first in the national charts.

by Gillen October 29, 2013

Elio

A Greek and Roman derived name. The Greek comes from -Helios- (Ἥλιος). Sounds like Helium. Elio is commonly the one guy at the function that likes to stand in a corner and hit a boof cart (laced marijuana e-cig). Elio is also the type of guy to rock a Minion Fit (outfit that resembles the outfit of a minion).

Matthew: Is Elio coming to the function?? Lucca: Yes, and I heard he is bringing his boof cart.

by tacticaltunic April 8, 2025

Dirty Elio

While gargling tequila you dip yo dick in tamarind n make a bitch suck it. Shoot in their mouth and finish it off with lime n salt.

Dude, I was getting in on with Jake, I got em to do a dirty Elio.

Afterward we went to get tacos.

by Tibu-Ron June 13, 2020