seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids

you probably got this from an ad didnt you

you:seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids
some random dude:and...
you:idk didnt think id get this far

by hoiyah ur mum April 26, 2022

elimibaked

To be incredibly stoned. Comes from the words "eliminate" and "baked," for when you are so baked your mind has been utterly destroyed.

After we hit the gravity bong, I was gone. Elimibaked. I forgot what letter comes after C.

by jake christie July 24, 2006

eligible bachlor

the ultimate player, he's womans dream man, he knows that and the woman knows that so they have a "understanding" that she'll put up with his cheating as long as she doesn't have to be exposed to it.

"Hey i'm a eligible bachlor so i can get any woman i want as many as i want,and most of the woman know about each other but they won't complain too much because they don't want to lose me"

by burntdep May 14, 2009

eligibly

In an eligible manner.

Lex Rudel Eligibly has a small dick.

by josha back April 6, 2008

eligible

to be eligible for a heating

you is eligible

yo linnin is eligible

yo barber is eligible

alexanders smelly ass is eligible

yo german ass is eligible

by dadangelkid March 17, 2009

elisibeth

A bitch

That girl is an elisibeth

by Cummunchipmunks69 September 5, 2016

Elizibeth

Total badass. Looks hella good in a leather jacket. Secretly depressed and maybe a tad lonely. Loves animals, bit of an animal whisperer. A bit quiet, but very funny. Looks like a California beach babe.

I wish I could be like Elizibeth! She's too cool for me..

by Bluegirl November 8, 2017