A ghetto ass town in Eastern Oregon that is stereotyped for fucking sheep. Home of a few serial killers, many high school drop outs, and wanna be gang members. Others that live here are the rich people on the north side of town that didn't wanna leave after they grew up. People that live here either couldn't get a house anywhere else in the state or grew up here and didn't want to leave. Most people have no idea where it is and residents of Elgin hope to keep it that way. If you ask where we live we tell you the closest town, which is twenty miles away.
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Noble and packing. The name Elgin is primarily a male name of English origin that means Noble. People named as Elgin tend to have a really big dick
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Get the Elgin middle school mug.A place where academy kids fight, people smoke weed, and sophmores get Prego, a shorter definition is; a ghetto highschool located in Elgin Illinois
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Get the elgin middle school mug.You know that stupid ass place Plainview, MN? Well welcome to it’s little cum stain of a brother. I should say half brother because people here have half the amount of chromosomes too. Didn’t think that was possible? The town is small, the people are retarded and the whole place smells like cooch sweat and rotten cow uterus. Imagine having one gas station in a town and the owners don’t speak English. Like bitch this is a America not the DMV. Anyways, the place is ass and the people are segregated into 4 sections. Poverty, daddy issues, MegaFaggots™️
And the people who were in charge of the 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center. Oh, and the rich white people who live in peace. But it has its perks don’t get me wrong, it is TWO licenced gun ranges both labeled “public school” and plenty of places to get weed and alcohol so you can get light it up like and Orlando gay bar. And after your done with that. You can do absolutely fucking nothing bc there is nothing else to fucking do in this nut sack of a town. At least Plainview hides they’re poverty. Elgin just lets it out for all to see like your mom’s saggy boobs. But, I mean if you’re alright with living in a place where the syphilis is high, the chromosomes are low and you constantly feel like there’s a bomb threat when you go and pump gas. Then Elgin sounds like the right place for your sorry ass!
And the people who were in charge of the 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center. Oh, and the rich white people who live in peace. But it has its perks don’t get me wrong, it is TWO licenced gun ranges both labeled “public school” and plenty of places to get weed and alcohol so you can get light it up like and Orlando gay bar. And after your done with that. You can do absolutely fucking nothing bc there is nothing else to fucking do in this nut sack of a town. At least Plainview hides they’re poverty. Elgin just lets it out for all to see like your mom’s saggy boobs. But, I mean if you’re alright with living in a place where the syphilis is high, the chromosomes are low and you constantly feel like there’s a bomb threat when you go and pump gas. Then Elgin sounds like the right place for your sorry ass!
“Hey bro, the ‘Your mother’s a fat bitch awards’ are happening in Elgin, MN on Sunday. You wanna go?”
“Hell yeah! Only if you promise not to fuck my moms belly button again.”
“Ok. It’s gotten loose since last time anyways”
“Hell yeah! Only if you promise not to fuck my moms belly button again.”
“Ok. It’s gotten loose since last time anyways”
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