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by icandoitbetter March 27, 2005
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Him: "I love long walks on the beach."
Her: "Nice elboner."
Him: "And thus, the reason why I love long walks on the beach."
Her: "Nice elboner."
Him: "And thus, the reason why I love long walks on the beach."
by lphovercraft October 14, 2014
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Girl 1: "Omg it's January 14th!"
Guy 1: "So?"
Girl 1: "It's Amina Elbrini Day!"
Guy 2: "Oh wait you're right!!"
Amina: "Thanks so much guys!"
Guy 1: "So?"
Girl 1: "It's Amina Elbrini Day!"
Guy 2: "Oh wait you're right!!"
Amina: "Thanks so much guys!"
by themarcelinetoyourbubblegum January 14, 2022
Get the Amina Elbrini Day mug.The tingly feeling you get in your arm when someone rubs or has sex with your elbow skin; otherwise known as a wnis job. It is a very pleasurable feeling. To get an elboner is a very special and spritual thing.
Megan: I just gave Kim a wenis job.
Sam: I bet you gave her an elboner!
Kim: Yes, I did get an elboner.
Sam: I bet you gave her an elboner!
Kim: Yes, I did get an elboner.
by GirlsWhoSingLikeFreshmenGuys September 4, 2011
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Get the elbros mug.El Bonio, a 19th century Mexican bandit, was reknowned for his bloodthirsty and relentless lifelong conquest of pillaging and looting small settlements of their gold and women alongside his group of armed madmen known as "The El Locos".
El Bonio's trademark, which which he became so infamous, was to leave a Bonio dog biscuit, drenched in the blood of the village's latest new born and sellotape it to the underside of a chicken before mounting the chicken onto a large stone turntable in the centre of the village and then spun the device around until sunset.
El Bonio was captured by a group of vigelantes and then burned at the stake atop the place of many an execution: 'El Lugar de la Inconveniencia Eterna' - Translated to English meaning 'The Place of Eternal Inconvenience'.
El Bonio's trademark, which which he became so infamous, was to leave a Bonio dog biscuit, drenched in the blood of the village's latest new born and sellotape it to the underside of a chicken before mounting the chicken onto a large stone turntable in the centre of the village and then spun the device around until sunset.
El Bonio was captured by a group of vigelantes and then burned at the stake atop the place of many an execution: 'El Lugar de la Inconveniencia Eterna' - Translated to English meaning 'The Place of Eternal Inconvenience'.
Elbonio The Great.
by The Learned Historian May 8, 2004
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