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The Ekard

The deviant sex act of forcefully withstraining someone, then streaching their penis until it becomes extremely thin and elongated. Then another accomplice, prepaired with silver spray paint, sprays victoms penis, twists the end, thus maiking it look like a bicycle kickstand. aka "the Lucero"
I gave my friend the ekard and now he can't pee right...
by Andrew Ekard November 8, 2007
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errarahgh

The call of the Tard and the Bane of the pool player. Usually yelled right before a pool player strikes a cue ball to screw them up. It works every time.
Zach: Man, I am gonna sink this one for sink this one for sure. (Aims at cue ball)
Darren: ERRARAHGH!!
Zach misses, scratches table, kills self.
by Mungman December 24, 2007
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Ekraj

Ekraj is the king of kings. They are well respected and looked up to by everyone.
A true Alphe.
He is such an Ekraj, oh my god.
by Ekraj December 6, 2021
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@ekrarf

Ekra is that one really sweet, pretty and cool giveaway account on Twitter!! Ekra deserves the world and Ekra is a great friend as well! If you ever become friends with flower, you are very VERY lucky.
@ekrarf is so pretty
by disdipop May 17, 2022
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ekravalicious

short for ekrav .. which is short for he full name
wow she is ekravalcious
by bl/ek May 30, 2003
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Erare

A greeting mean I love you, but not in a romantic way. Also, it can be used to say goodbye.
It was nice talking to you. Erare!
by Savageman0097 December 11, 2017
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Ekmark

Wow look at that Ekmark walking over there, his penis must be HUGE!
by Not mmpo November 28, 2017
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