premature erockulation

The condition created when a local band's self perceived popularity exceeds it's actual popularity.

Did you see the band at the bar last night? Their lead singer really has premature erockulation. Who the hell were they anyway?

by Vanhinely November 7, 2006

ejack

a slang for idiot, silly

there were some ejacks that tried to run me over

by Azn baby January 9, 2006

Esock

v-An elaborate and swift kick to the gooch.

n-The Feeling you get when you draw the "Plum King" in Candy Land when you are so fucking close to winning.

"Dude, Jimmy got esocked last night. He almost went into a coma!"

Cornelius felt so esock when he punched a hole in the wall

by Mr. Pennyapple March 5, 2011

premature ejokeulation

The act witnessed when a joke is so awesome that you can never complete it before starting to laugh.

No example needed, stop being retarded. Premature ejokeulation explains itself.

by Prewbaca February 2, 2008

premature ejockulation

Living out your unaccomplished goals of being a sports superstar by forcing your children to play sports they are either too young to play or suck at playing.

I love Jim and Jenny to death, but little Timmy has no business being out on that field. This is a classic case of premature ejockulation.

by Dr. Tanglewood March 19, 2015

emock

An emo jock. A flock of jocks can be emocks, especially when displaying obvious characteristics such as pining, whining, and secret desires to grope during the big game (eg; Rugby, American Football, Curling, etc.).
Emocks often adopt the obviously emo "stripey-shirt" look, but try cover it up using brighter colours, as well as styling their hair in many ridiculous fashions.
A good comparison between an Emock and a regular Emo is that they like to show their "feminine side", and "get in touch with their feelings". In the case of the emocks, however, this is only ever expressed in the ability to wear pink clothing without feeling like a fag.

Person 1: Man look at those emocks over there! Point and laugh!
Person 2: No way man, those will beat us up to hide their obvious emoness!

by Len-a December 11, 2008

ejackyaslap

when you ejaculate in to the palm of your hand and bitch slap a individiual

"mark accidentally ejackyaslapped his daughter"

by jr.juice July 23, 2009