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Eighties' Legs

The quality (explicitly positive) of a woman's legs when they closely resemble legs found on many attractive women of the eighties. (Leg warmers optional, but equally amiable)

To be more descriptive and less analogous, Eighties Legs provide a marked voluptuousness that is made present by a moderated amount of exercise and healthy eating. Contrast between the upper thigh and lower thigh is high, with the calves being nothing if not dainty.
"Damn, that girl has Eighties' Legs!"
"What are Eighties' Legs?"
"Haven't you seen Ghostbusters? You need to get out less."
by B Phelps November 17, 2007
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weightless step

To commit suicide by hanging. Called so because of the act of stepping off and never touching the ground as the rope catches you first.
Luke took a weightless step, I feel bad for his family.
by Falling Satalite May 19, 2014
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eightiesretrometromonotrons

Usually found at the Monastery nightclub (ie the "mono") in Fortitude Valley, Brisbane QLD AUST, These people have embraced the comeback of eighties fashion with somewhat disturbing enthusiasim.
Could be described as a Jock with a twist (they like to think they look different to everyone else) But in actual fact, look like every other person in the club.
Fluro shirts, geometric patterns, headbands, massive sunnies etc etc. This extends to both women and men.
The emergence of the metrosexual culture in Australia, and for women the bimbo culture has produced the first wave of the eightiesretrometromonotrons.

Many of these people can be found on myspace, their profiles full of craaaaazy photos of themselves and their crauyyyzzze monotron pals (by craaayzzzee i mean, tongues poking out, crazy sideway and cross eyed looks into the camera etc etc) Photo's are taken in that fashion usually to depict how cool and individual they think they are.

Music of choice: all mainstream house, dance and electro Eg
Bodyrox – Yeah Yeah (D. Ramirez Vocal Remix)
Electrorock is becoming vastly popular within this particular group.

You will often hear a monotron saying phrases like, "dirty dirty trashbag" or "craaaaazy kids" Usually in reference to their fellow monotrons. Random is a very common word amongst the monotrons..."awww thats so raaaaaaaaannnndom" or "oh my god, your like so random"

Take a look next time at your next festival: (ie summerfieldayze, future music, parklife) Have a look around, if you think everyone looks different, congratulations you have made it, welcome to monotron status.
If you look around and see a pack of chopped kids rolling off their faces with massive retro sunglasses (covering the sattelite dishes of pupils), fluro headbands and shirts so atrocious that would wish you were born blind than set your eyes upon it again, take a sigh of relief, your ok.
"Man, whats wrong with the people in this place, everyone is off chops and look like tools", "yeh, eightiesretrometromonotrons, craaaaazye"
by glamournanna April 1, 2007
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weightless

Whoah man, im weightless..
by Xave October 28, 2003
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the eighties

The decade of all things of slightly bad taste, including (but not limited to): spandex, shoulderpads, crack cocaine, the beginnings of hip-hop (Grandmaster Flash), the Falklands war, early synthesizers (and, then, also Human League, Kraftwerk etc.). People back then seemed to love acting slightly queer, for example Frankie Goes To Hollywood with their pornstar moustaches.
Dude, that is so eighties
by Unclefucker March 23, 2004
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eighties

Refers to cocaine. Another term for cocaine.
Jim is going eighties this weekend.
by JMO342 July 21, 2005
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seven and three eighthses

One crazy video game, the story composed of mainly, getting eggs.
I lost ten pounds on the Seven and Three Eigthses diet!
by Damon January 16, 2004
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