Egoseismic

Where ever one goes, earthquakes flee or disappear.

I'm so Egoseismic - the earthquake disappeared when I got home.

by RTwo June 12, 2012

Egoseismic

adjective {ee-goh, sahyz-mik}

The repelling and prevention of seismic activity in the surrounding area of an individual.

OR

The redirecting of an earthquake's epicenter due to the presence of a certain individual.

RHETT: "That's called egocentric thinking, Link, you think we had something to do with the earthquakes?"

LINK: "I would call it egoseismic thinking."

-From Rhett and Link's 'Good Mythical Morning'

by TheLostMasterpiece June 12, 2012

Egoseismic

Egocentric thinking that has to do with earthquakes.

Bob: "Wherever I go there's always an earthquake"

Joe: "That's egoseismic thinking"

by Rhett Mclaughlin and Link Neal June 12, 2012

Egoseismic

The opinion of an individual that wherever their geographic location, earthquakes and other seismic activity will flee.

"I've never experienced an earthquake. I moved from the east coast to the west coast, and since I left there has been an earthquake on the west coast, yet never an earthquake here on the east coast."
"Dude you are so Egoseismic"

by sugaritupp June 13, 2012

Egoseismic

When your ego is big enough that you believe that earthquakes in America have moved somewhere else because of something you did.

Rhett and Link were so egoseismic that they believe the earthquakes in California have moved away since they moved into California.

by traceur22 June 12, 2012

Egoseismic

A flawed egostistical way of thinking esp. That earthquakes flee from whereever you are located; a specific form of egotism

Link was displaying egoseismic behavior, so Rhett shut him down real fast. Then an awesome 14 yearold Youtuber Urban Dictionary'd it.

by Raeven97 June 12, 2012

Egoseismic

A self centered belief that Earthquakes or seismic shifts happen wherever you happen to live (Not to be confused with Anti-Egoseismic

A: God, there've been like, twenty earthquakes in L.A. since I got here! I think they're following me!

B: Dude, you're being Egoseismic, stop...

by juskarath June 12, 2012