SoggyWafl's definitions

egoseismic

The ability of one to redirect the U.S. seismic epicenter to his current geographical location. Antonym- "antiegoseismic." As defined by Rhett & Link on "Good Mythical Morning" Monday, March 5, 2012.

With his egoseismic properties, Hawk Man brought a quake of destruction everywhere he went.

by SoggyWafl June 12, 2012