Bicycle Egotism

The feeling of moral and physical superiority one derives from riding a bicycle instead of driving a car.

Justin felt so good about himself from riding his bike to work all week, he delivered an obnoxious sermon to his co-workers about refusing to contribute to the destruction of the environment and resource wars. And that was when he realized he had bicycle egotism.

by doktorj February 21, 2014

egoist

being egoist, is loving, respecting and admiring yourself more than any other being in the World. when you simply think, you're the best.
in better words: your egoist when you start feeling sorry for someone because you don't love him/her:)

egoist... i don't think this needs to be exampled:)

by empeeeeeee October 25, 2006

enoism

Extremely bi-polar moods ALWAYS HUNGRY severe anger issues and wants joey urban to gently place his fuck stick inside her.

damn that hoe has got some serious enoism

by enotistic frick May 12, 2018

Emoism

In the state of being emo and a moron.

"Jane" is emo today, or PMSing.

by Mookle May 13, 2005

emoism

the religion of the emo kids, bascially the whole emo scene is a religion, made up for kicks

the people of emoism all look the same, cut themseleves, play guitar, write emo poetry, and do other typically emo things...have you hugged your emo kid today?

by XTCericaXTC June 29, 2006

Emoism

The feeling of immense sadness, or becoming emo for a short period of time.

after watching that movie, i’m almost sure i experienced emoism.

by a and n January 13, 2022

egosmashtical

When someone's ego is so big that it literally smashes all other concerns, worries, issues, etc., thus effectively making them the overall center of attention. Commonly attributed to politicians, celebrieties, socialites, and a good percentage of women.

A.J.: I really don't see why Amber's rants about racial and gender equality have any bearing on the class's English discussion.
John: Relax, pal. She's just being egosmashtical again.
A.J.: Drama, drama, drama...

by A.J. Young June 30, 2008