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John Egbert

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Ebert's Law

When you ask somebody to try their own hand at something before criticizing your efforts, you have violated Ebert's Law and lost the argument. Roger Ebert is not a filmmaker, but he knows what he likes and doesn't, and has every right to say so. Similarly, people don't need to be chefs to recognize a good restaurant, or musicians to appreciate a symphony.
Person 1: Your story is rubbish!
Person 2: I bet you couldn't do better!

Person 2 has violated Ebert's Law
by Sairin December 30, 2004
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John Egbert

John Egbert, the first character introduced in homestuck, is a 13 year old male with the birthday 4/13. Also known as John Egderp, DORK, FUKING EGBERT, Joooooooohn, and rING THIEF
"Hey look it's fucking John Egbert"
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teach Roger Ebert to yodel

Students, I don't want to hear any more complaining about the term papers. You've had all semester to do this and the assignment has not changed. It's not like I'm asking you to teach Roger Ebert to yodel.
by Pork Breakdown December 15, 2010
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Laughing at Everton

Laughing at Everton

Laughing at Everton is the best and funniest account on Instagram. He also has YouTube and Twitter. This account provides joy and laughter for Liverpool fans and provides misery for the bluetits. He posts daily and is the 1st and most popular “laughing at” account on instagram.

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Laughing at Everton is used to annoy the bluetits.
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Siskel & Ebert

My buddy's wife asked me if I would Siskel & Ebert her asshole.........fo' shizzel!
by JB October 2, 2003
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Ewertzed

Ewertzed

The condition of beginning a story, only to be cut off by a stoned man in a bathrobe who has done whatever you were talking about, but better.
I was trying to talk about giving this chick an Irish Mudslide last night, but Joey ewertzed me, so I shot him in the face.
by MikeF15A October 20, 2011
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