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His Effluency

n. pl. Can also be preceded by Your when in first person use. An honorific style given to a certain holder of high-rank in the 24 Hours of LeMons race series, an endurance competition for $500 crappy cars. Specifically, this title is exclusively held in reserve for use when addressing or making reference to Spank, also known as The Spank, the person who has won the coveted Index of Effluency more than any other competitor.
"Uh, can someone please go see if there's anyone to tech the car over at HQ before the checkered flag drops in 30 minutes?"

"Yes, Your Effluency. I shall check for you."

and

"His Effluency would like to tech the CorVegge now. Pray tell, whom must we bribe at this late hour?"
by His Effluency August 9, 2012
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effluentializations

a leader of a group, that the other people look up to and follow.
my friend is one of many effluentializations because he is the leader of our group
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An affluencer is an affiliate marketing professional who is also has a formidable influencer network.
Carie crushes...she's a top rated Affluencer,,numerous affiliate marketing programs and just as strong of a influencer network.
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When influencers started understanding the powers of affiliate marketing....they were all rushing to become Affluencers.
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Effluessence

The quality of being full of bull$hit and publicly saying things that the audience knows are not true.
Politicians and the white house press secretary have mastered the art of effluessence, always trying to gas light the public with ridiculous lies.
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The quality of being full of crap and everyone else knows it.
The white house press secretary routinely demonstrates her mastery of effluessence every time she speaks to the press corp.
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Effluessence

The quality of being full of crap and everyone else knows it.
The white house press secretary routinely demonstrates her mastery of effluessence every time she speaks to the press corp.
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