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John: Mum, I smashed the TV!
Mum: Tom you big eejit! Go to your room!
by John Clarkie January 27, 2008
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Eejit

Idiot. Scottish and Irish slang for idiot. What did you think?
By looking up eejit you are an eejit.
by Jockass April 9, 2009
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eejit

origin Gaelic Irish slang term for 'idiot', 'fool' etc.
stop being such an eejit!
by CorkLangar! August 27, 2004
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nitwit, nincompoop, moron or thicko. Often used affectionately.
by Ben S Demise March 24, 2004
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eejit

Irish for 'idiot'.
Made popular by Brian Friel's "Translations"
by Rob Yeo March 19, 2005
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eejut

a far superior version of writing idiot, deriving from me.... as an interpretation of yardie slang into well spoken english. makes sense really, since i am no yardie... neways yeah eejut is a great word!!
"Dude, u are a fuckin EEjut! learn something of worth before I slap you down, fucktard"

"man, that fucker is a proper eejut, his lips move when he reads 'Mr Men'"

"YOU FUCKIN' EEJUT! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, DROPPING 20 BEANS THEN SMOKIN CRACK!! U NEED A FAT SLAP U EEJUT TWAT MONKEY!!"
by KitSteel April 22, 2007
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eejit

"An eejit is a person or animal with an implant in its head." (In Nancy Farmer's 'The House of the Scorpion', 2002)

In the book, people who break the law, do bad things, etc. are turned into eejits. Eejits are basically human robots. Eejits can only perform simple tasks, such as cleaning, harvesting, looking after animals, etc. An eejit can only perform tasks after it has been instructed to do so, and will continue to perform that task until instructed to stop.

Also a nicer way of calling someone an idiot, usually jokingly.
"The Farm workers are eejits!" cried Matt.

Rosa, a character in the story, was turned into an eejit for not looking after Matt properly because he was a clone.

A "Safe Horse" is an eejit; it will not eat, drink or otherwise move until it is told to do so or dies.

You're such an eejit!
by -Excalibur- June 16, 2008
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