Edina

Rich suburb of the Twin Cities and the most-taxed district in Minnesota. Though Edina is much maligned for being stuck-up rich white kids (and rightly so), Plymouth actually has a higher median income. ($66,000 a year in Edina against $77,000 in Plymouth.)

There's a very good reason why everyone in the metro area hates Edina.

by Student-Athlete October 25, 2004

Edina

The literal definition of spoiled. A bunch of "old money" families living in a small, rich, community. The most prestigious city in the Twin Cities district. Far superior than Minnetonka who are racist whores, Wayzata who is ass at sports, Plymouth because they are gay, and Golden Valley and Apple Valley because they are pussies. Edina comes from the term "Every Day I Need Attention." Edina is amazing at hockey, and will crush anyone who goes in Edina's way.

Kids from Minnetonka: "Daddy's money!"

Kids from Edina: "Pump our gas!"

by ilovehorses69 March 14, 2019

Edina

Where all the white home-boyz iz at, y0. Also, where my grandma lives.

My grandma capped ur azz, homedawg, in the prodizzle section in GhettoByerlys, y0.

by McNoolied September 28, 2003

Edina

A suburb of Minneapolis in which every white, suv-driving, soccer-mom smokes crack, all churches are cults, and police get wasted and party with middle school students. I should know; I live there.

Every Day I Need (Meth)Amphetamines.

Edina, Edina, Go Edina!

by Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? December 25, 2005

Edina

Place where all the guys have tiny dicks and parted hair, and where all the girls are horny for minnetonka guys and their huge horse dicks.

Edina girl after having sex with a fellow edinian: \\\"It was like nothing, like seriously i get mor pleasure from a toothpick!!\\\"

Edina girl after having sex with a Minnetonka Man: \\\"It was so big it\\\'s like i had a fucking 2x4 in my pussy! I LOVE MINNETONKA DICK!!\\\"

by Kenny Smith July 16, 2008

Edina

A sweet and kindhearted girl who loves to make others laugh and loves to laugh herself. She is so supportive of friends and family. And she is also shoulder to cry on but also a fun and bubbly, reliable person. Everyone should have an Edina in their life.

Edina is such a sweet girl

by sylviaanya October 20, 2018

edina highschool

where rich white kids thrive in their lululemon and vineyard vine. homophobes, racists and trump supporters come together and bully all who are different

Ugh those edina highschool kids, they're all cake eaters

by bluehamburger September 17, 2017