Rich suburb of the Twin Cities and the most-taxed district in Minnesota. Though Edina is much maligned for being stuck-up rich white kids (and rightly so), Plymouth actually has a higher median income. ($66,000 a year in Edina against $77,000 in Plymouth.)
by Student-Athlete October 26, 2004
The literal definition of spoiled. A bunch of "old money" families living in a small, rich, community. The most prestigious city in the Twin Cities district. Far superior than Minnetonka who are racist whores, Wayzata who is ass at sports, Plymouth because they are gay, and Golden Valley and Apple Valley because they are pussies. Edina comes from the term "Every Day I Need Attention." Edina is amazing at hockey, and will crush anyone who goes in Edina's way.
by ilovehorses69 March 14, 2019
by McNoolied September 29, 2003
A suburb of Minneapolis in which every white, suv-driving, soccer-mom smokes crack, all churches are cults, and police get wasted and party with middle school students. I should know; I live there.
by Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? November 15, 2005
Place where all the guys have tiny dicks and parted hair, and where all the girls are horny for minnetonka guys and their huge horse dicks.
Edina girl after having sex with a fellow edinian: \\\"It was like nothing, like seriously i get mor pleasure from a toothpick!!\\\"
Edina girl after having sex with a Minnetonka Man: \\\"It was so big it\\\'s like i had a fucking 2x4 in my pussy! I LOVE MINNETONKA DICK!!\\\"
Edina girl after having sex with a Minnetonka Man: \\\"It was so big it\\\'s like i had a fucking 2x4 in my pussy! I LOVE MINNETONKA DICK!!\\\"
by Kenny Smith January 11, 2006
A sweet and kindhearted girl who loves to make others laugh and loves to laugh herself. She is so supportive of friends and family. And she is also shoulder to cry on but also a fun and bubbly, reliable person. Everyone should have an Edina in their life.
Edina is such a sweet girl
by sylviaanya October 21, 2018
where rich white kids thrive in their lululemon and vineyard vine. homophobes, racists and trump supporters come together and bully all who are different
by bluehamburger September 17, 2017