Ed Hardy

A fashion line that doesn't have shit to do with hipsters. Ed Hardy clothes are worn almost exclusively by college frat boy douchebags, Guidos, and other steroid addicted muscle heads who think they are the shit, hardcore and Ed Hardy supposedly reflects this for them. Also worn by the over-tanned girlfriends of douchebags.

No one in their right mine but scumbags and douchebags would wear Ed Hardy, since it's the tackiest thing to come along in 'fashion' since Bape
Pauly and Vinny wear Ed Hardy because they're pure assholes.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 15, 2011
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The Most terrible and trashiest clothing of all time?Its over priced,and hideous!!I mean who would spend50.00$- 100.00$ on a t-shirt,hoodie,pants,leggings purse or hat?I mean the only reason why people wear Ed Hardy is because it's expensive!! No people are not jealous of people who wear Ed Hardy,they actually have better taste and more sense then to waste their money on Terrible designer clothes!!Most of the time a person who wears Ed Hardy,probably thinks their all that or better than everyone else!!people who wear ed hard are mostly douchebags,bitches or trendwhores!!!
Sara:Did you see that guy and girl wearing Ed hardy?

Haley:Yea,Ed Hardy is so overrated!!
by kingleo93 May 30, 2010
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Ed Hardy

An extremely fashionable but expensive brand produced by designer Christian Audigier. The designs embroidering each garment are based on the tattoo art of Don Ed Hardy - hence the brand name. Said designs tend to be comprised of skulls, tigers, snakes, dragons, and various other tattoo subjects.

Ed Hardy is a punk-like yet very fun brand to wear, if you can afford it. If you can't, please, do try to restrain your jealousy of those who can. No one who wears this brand should have to apologize for enjoying a particular style. It's just another retarded stereotype against people who happen to like designer clothing. There is nothing wrong with being fashionable - if Ed Hardy isn't your type, get over it, quit shunning the brand for being trendy, and let people wear what they like. What is so astoundingly difficult about accepting the fact that everyone has different tastes in clothing?
Jenny: "I finally saved up enough money for that Ed Hardy tiger shirt!"

Tim: "EWW U LYK ED HARDYY U MUST B A STUCKUP BETCH OLOLOLZ"

Jenny: "I like it for its cool design...not because it's 'in'..."

Tim: "pffffffft snob"
by Catzilla August 01, 2008
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Ed Hardy

Rhode Island slang for crack cocaine, due to the fact the crack is the HARDened form of cocaine.
"Any Ed Hardy around?"
"No, but theres some of that white chick."
by cecelialisbon December 14, 2009
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Ed Hardy

A clothing brand inspired by Don Ed Hardy's tattoo work, and made into a designer brand by Christian Audigier.

For the people who say that people are "trendwhores" for wearing Ed Hardy; don't bash the people who can afford nice clothes, when you're stuck with the Wal-Mart brand. Since when is having money a reason to bash people? And, since when is liking a certain STYLE OF CLOTHING a reason to make people feel bad? If you don't like the style, do the rest of the sane people in the world a favor and keep your mouth shut. Get off your mom's computer and go do something outside instead of talking trash about a clothing brand you can't afford.
Girl: Ed Hardy is great. I love the designs.
Idiot: OMG! You trendwhore!
Girl: Um. Okay.
by Smart Shopper July 31, 2009
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Ed Hardy Water

Ed Hardy Water is a "premium" water company that uses regular water to fill their ridiculously designed water bottles. They advertise the water as "structured water."
"Oh, excuse me. You caught me putting vasoline on my lips to keep them very kissable. Give me one second while I take a sip of my Ed Hardy water, which contains hexangle molecules of gold and platinum."
by xicetraex January 30, 2010
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Ed Hardy

An overpriced but, at one time, insanely popular East Coast designer brand that has lost some of its 'cool' thanks to the ever-growing army of morons who hate anyone who doesn't like the things they like. These are often the same twats who wear their baseball caps backwards and have their jeans so far down their asses you can count the skid-marks on the $30 boxers they bought to draw the attention away from their tiny penises.
Lovers: nice Ed Hardy, buddy. Check mine out…
Haters: Ed Hardy sucks ass, you douchebag!
by Sausagenose April 06, 2015
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