Erossexual

Being deeply in love with my beautiful baby girl

I love you baby, I am erossexual

by Smalltimeotter July 14, 2019

Egosexual

someone who would only have sex with themselves.

Sorry ladies, i'm an egosexual

by cole March 21, 2004

Edusexual

n. a teacher who keeps using sexual words during lecture rather than the appropriate vernacular
v. (edusexualize) to enhance your dull speech with sexual words so that people don't fall asleep while you're talking
adj. describes a person or action that is edusexualized in nature.
adv. (edusexually) describes speech which lends itself to being edusexualized.

n. What an edusexual! I thought we were learning about comparative government and politics and instead our prof just keeps saying that we need to "thrust" our ideas into the future to prevent futher "cleavage" of the state.
v. At least I wake up everytime our professor edusexualizes his topics. Without it, I'd sleep through the whole class. Luckily, the word cleavage perks me up.
adj. His edusexual style of speech amuses me because I see a well-endowed girl sitting in the front row. Clearly he can't get her out of his head.
adv. Was he speaking edusexually on purpose; or was he simply distracted by her double D breasts?

by Kag December 28, 2005

esexual

Adj. One who constantly engages in the act of cybersex for gratification. Also referring to the use of technology items in a sexual way.

That fool is hella esexual, we saw his chat logs.

The avid esexual used her CAT5e cable to arouse herself

by Four Twenty September 24, 2006

Eggsexual

Being Eggsexual means that you are attracted to eggs. It’s kind of like people who are Bisexual who are attracted to males and females, but with eggs.

Person 1: “Hey, why are you making out with that egg?”
Person 2: “Oh, I’m Eggsexual.”
Person 1: “Oh, okay.”

by Xyliette October 8, 2018

emusexual

Of or pertaining to sexual relations with emus.

That man had sex with and emu last night. He is emusexual.

by SWP May 6, 2005

exosexual

A person who finds aliens attractive in a very sexual manner. They typically dream about being kidnapped by aliens and they consider the earthlings unworthy of sexual contact.

Ex: Oh my god, in that Spielberg movie this actor gave me such a boner! Boy, I 'm talking about a real sex bomb!

Person 2: Whoa, wait... Are you talking about E. T.?
Person 1: Yes!!!
Person 2: Get lost, you exosexual freak!

by Strat(osphera) December 22, 2022