Eckelberry

a person who masturbates 5+ times a day

Guy: Close the door!!
Guy2: What are you doing?
Guy: Nothing! Go away!
Guy2: Dude... Don't be an Eckelberry

by anonymous622 February 18, 2008

eckardt

Someone who enjoys fellatio's from men. Also means a rare form of mental retardation.

I am sorry miss, your son has the eckardt.

by Lord Of you August 25, 2015

Eckel-eptic

(1) To be so absent of common sense, to attempt the most common of tasks is a danger to yourself and all of those around you.

(2) To have a strong scent of pork.

(3) To be unfamiliar with the force of gravity entirely.

(4) To instantly combust when mixed with pure oxygen.

(5) To de-evolve.

(6) To have an uncontrollable urge to to throw feces.

(1) Eckel-eptic subjects are aware of their condition, but when confronted about instances of severe eckel-epsia subjects respond with a blank open-mouth look while in what seems to be a brain-dead state (thought to be attempting to develope an acceptable reasoning for instance in question....no one really knows, process never completed).

by B77 September 18, 2012

Ecked

To be sent to the corner of a classroom for being disruptive or annoying

Did you see him get ecked by the teacher today in German class, it was so funny!

by Beast Mode 69 April 11, 2015

Eskereet

Eskereet is a Di-Syllabic word used by Lil Pump and his Lil pumpers when they high af.

Lil pump:- ESKEREET!
Lil Pumpers:- ESKEREET!
LIL PUMP:- ESKEREET

*ESKEREET INTENSIFIED*

by Bisexual Cock Sucker May 7, 2018

ecken ocken

reverse shet, aka it goes back up your arse

"i just took an oocken acken, imma ecken ocken it back up"

by Just__Skye June 11, 2020

Jaron Artolius Eckbert III

Jaron Artolius Eckbert III is from The Ascendance Series (The best novel series by Jennifer A. Nielson)

Jaron is the King of Carthya. He's stupid and reckless and apparently really hot.

He somehow has a wife.
Good for him.
Jaron is somehow not dead. Rumor has it he burned the castle throne room down at age negative two. He has a crippled right leg thanks to Roden.

I actually don't know how he's not dead.

A: Did ypu hear what stupid thing Jaron Artolius Eckbert III did today?
B: Oh yeah, I heard he fell of of a 987654ft tree today.
A: No, that was last tuesday, today, he started a fire with water.

by anoverusedjoke June 27, 2021