Eason

a punk ass bitch who gives no fucks

Person1: Did you see Eason last night?
Person2: Yeah she was dancing naked on the bar counter!

by C@llmebigdaddy August 20, 2016

Eason

the name of some gay mf who likes feet

god i hate eason

by xzzzhhhhhaaaa February 24, 2023

easons

an excuse as a search warrant for the spelling nazis to find you within your own home and take you to their Literary Concentration Camps.
-usually spotted within text such as most commonly mispelled words while the grammar is taken out of oral context

Excuse me, which of the four "easons" is it now?
Oh no! Quick, go to Switzerland before they search your home! It's neutral land! You'll be safe from their Perfect & Literate World Order!

by Spelling/Grammar Nazi Overlord June 22, 2011

Eason

Eason is the cute guy everygirl likes he has amazing honey brown eyes and loves black girls and they love him

Damn girl he’s fine Eason can get it

by Anynomousgirlxx January 19, 2019

Eason

A Hong Kong based singer who sells pork at local butcher shop. He is well known for his girlfriend Hilary Chan.

Eason Chan is a drugo

by Tim October 24, 2004

kevin eason

A redneck with a huge dick and is always in a mood Hes always there to protect the one girl he really cares about! He will not tolerate any bullshit and will fight for what is right. He smells great and always look amazing

Look at him he's a real Kevin Eason

by Banny heart May 14, 2015

Eason12345

a really strong Asian guy who loves anime a little too much. he has really strong arms and is depressed but not really

Eason12345 is so fucking cool

by rehan4life October 15, 2019