punk rock ear plugs

Any makeshift earplugs. They can be fashioned from toilet paper, cigarette butts, tampons, bullets, gum, or just nothing at all; and typically don't work very well. Sometimes worn only after years of loud music and sustained hearing loss causes an adjustment of habits.

Punker 1: Yo, this band is LOOOOOOUUUUUUUD!!!

Punker 2: WHAAAAAAAAT? Can't hear ya; wearin punk rock ear plugs!!!... half deaf already!!!

Punker 1: You have Beth ready?!!!!

Punker 2: HALF DEAF ALREADY!!!!!!

Punker 1: You have METH READY?????

by braddelcat November 8, 2009

Canadian Earplug

When you fuck a girl in her ear and cum inside of it and politely tell her sorry, because thats what canadians do!

My girlfriend wanted earplugs but i wasnt sure what she meant so i canadian earplugged her and it was a stickt situation

by Rogue Outbreak May 26, 2018

Polish earplug

A sexual act when during a blow job, a male ejaculates and instead of swallowing, a partner collects and deposits the semen into the male’s ear canal like a warm, wet Willy.

That bitch Karen from Accounts Receivable gave me a polish earplug!

by Karen’s clan February 22, 2020

African Earplug

Where a girl or guy is giving you head or having sex with you, and right before u cum, u pull out and jizz in there ear, resulting in an earplug.

"Last night my b/f pulled an African Earplug on me and i still cant hear out of my left ear."

by Gina Hatfield and T.J. Mosley September 17, 2008

Ear Plugs

When two guys simultaneously ejaculate in a girls ear canal.

The other night, Serg and I gave Danielle ear plugs during the gang bang.

by JBino17 November 21, 2010

African Earplug

Where a girl or guy is giving you head or having sex with you, and right before u cum, u pull out and jizz in there ear, resulting in an earplug.

"Last night my b/f pulled an African Earplug on me and i still cant hear out of my left ear."

by Gina Hatfield and T.J. Mosley September 15, 2008

ear plugs

Jewlery that dramatically stretches the earlobes, sometimes with the intention of earlobe copulation. indcates robust participation in receiving anal intercourse.its

Hey that guy/girl totally gauged out their ears with fuckablr ear plugs. This indicates that they need their holes stretched. (S)he takes it in the ass

by m6e6t6 April 3, 2019