The act of ejaculating in your partners ear canal (usually after pulling out while getting oral sex) and then locking your partner outside of the house on a cold day.
by ill mitch February 2, 2006
Get the Russian Earmuffsmug. When ankles are used as Earmuffs . Girls legs folded back while she is on her back (missionary) and calves rest on his shoulder as her ankles rest against his head on the sides near his ears. Ankle Earmuffs
by Cougar bt June 3, 2018
Get the Ankle Earmuffsmug. A man using a woman's breasts as earmuffs. Usually by sitting in front or laying on the woman's stomach.
by Donkey Kong Song December 25, 2003
Get the tit earmuffsmug. (N): large headphones (such as skullcandies) worn as casual accessories, oftentimes while not even connected to an mp3 player; they appear to be earmuffs because of their large size.
person a: "Hey look at Jaimee wearing her California earmuffs. SHE LOOKS SO COOOL!"
person b: "Naww dude she's old news. Everyone's tired of her. She doesn't even play music on them! She just walks around with them on. AND ITS NOT EVEN COLD."
person b: "Naww dude she's old news. Everyone's tired of her. She doesn't even play music on them! She just walks around with them on. AND ITS NOT EVEN COLD."
by 4n4nn1 March 24, 2011
Get the California earmuffsmug. by Carymav October 9, 2011
Get the Steaming Earmuffmug. When two men stand on either side of a females head, each with their scrotum on an ear, and their penis draped over her head resembling earmuffs.
by bill-nie-the-science-guy October 8, 2009
Get the Swedish Earmuffsmug. by T.J, January 5, 2008
Get the egyptian earmuffsmug.