ebay power seller

low life loser who spend most of the day finding garbage that some other loser somewhere in the world is willing to pay for. The lowest of all sales people because they do not need to show face and can get away with the term selling as is.

ebay power seller sells faces in your toast, brittany spears honeymoon underwear, dorito chips resembling popes hat and other bizzare items.

by corrine criter June 27, 2006

Swedish eBay

noun: A fictional online store name used as a euphemism for buying sex toys online.

Person1: "I spent all evening ordering stuff online."
Person2: "How much did you spend at Swedish eBay?"

by DeWolfeman June 29, 2018

brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay

Brb Shitting In A Bag And Selling It On Ebay

“i need money.”
“brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay”

by TonaIsAlwaysTired June 29, 2023

The ebays

the internet, the world wide web, cyberspace, a local area network, wireless network, anything requiring a hub, switch, router, or internet hookup.

1) "Awe man, the ebays are broke again, I can't connect to the internet."

2a)Tom: What's the password to your wireless ebays?

2b)Harry: "nickhogan" all lower case.

by smjbjh February 19, 2010

ebaysturbate

The act of spending time browsing online auctions, often with no intention of actually bidding.

Bettie's staying home tonight. She just wants to ebaysturbate.

by HHWB May 25, 2011

ebayskin

A non American Indian who tries to be one by buying Native heritage, usually from ebay

Fred: "I am descended from a Cherokee Princess
Jim: " O no, another ebayskin!!"

by BlueHorse May 9, 2005

Ebaysive

A way to get something you want.

You are being very ebaysive.

by Page Steffens October 19, 2008