e-tard

A dumb person one would meet on the internet.

"AOLers are total e-tards."

by unexplained bacon May 14, 2003

e-tard

someone who does way too much E.

holy crap! check out that e-tard skank!

by Megaaaaan February 25, 2008

e-tard

1)A stupid dumb person who posts alot of stupid things on forums, sometimes for attention (see attention whore)

2)Someone who spends alot of time online, then is stupid enough to meet up with the people he/she talks to.

"I wish s/he'd stop posting...what an e-tard."

by Why the fuck should I tell you? August 29, 2004

e-tard

one who isn't tech savy.

If you can't even send an email, you MUST be an e-tard.

by Big Rabbit October 17, 2002

e-tard

A person that speaks "l337" or some other degenerative computer language that may or may not use "rAndOm CApItALIzAtION".

l337Hax0r is an e-tard.

by Gimp Lick May 31, 2004

e-tard

Person under the influence of ecstasy, especially when being overly flirtatious.

Guy 1: Oh man, that girl last night was HOT!

Guy 2: Yeah, she was kissing and loving all over me!

Guy 1: I wonder if she really liked you or if she was an e-tard?

by Bearmike March 6, 2008

e-tard

Someone who has a prolofic lack of knowledge where computers and general I.T is concerned.

"Someone asked Dave to double-click the icon on the screen and he picked up the mouse and tapped it twice on the monitor...Dave, he's such an e-tard"

or

"no mum, I can't tell what's wrong with your computer just by listening to the sound of it down the phone- stop being an e-tard!"

by Biggest of Tones August 1, 2008