Dyslexicly proportional

xy is dyslexicly proportional to yx.

The law of dyslexic proportionality states that any numbers or letters that are directly transposed can be constituted as correctly documented based on the leeway of human error.

Student: While reviewing the results of my math test I want to prove that my answer is dyslexicly proportional to the correct answer.

Teacher: Really; what do you mean by dyslexicly proportional?
Student: Yeah, look; my answer was 53 & the correct answer is 35.

Teacher: I see your point; I’ll give you full credit for this.

by Tom Stillin November 9, 2012

Ditlev

Ditlev is a cool guy, he also have a large penis

Ditlev is great

by JJTAG101 January 21, 2017

Dutler

When your dad has no job and you treat him like your butler

Hey Dutler make me some F-ing French toast

by Offender40 October 30, 2019

dykleklik

“Dykleklik” refers to a player in the game Valorant who adopts various personas and exhibits a tendency to deceive others. This individual presents themselves as a girl with a constantly changing background, claiming to be from different countries such as Sweden or France. They boast about their language skills, including French, Danish, Bulgarian, and German, although the only known German phrase they use is “Krankenwagen” (ambulance). Despite claiming to be unwell, they actively participate in Valorant, contradicting their earlier statement about having a rough voice. While this player remains an intriguing and enjoyable gaming partner, limited information is available about their true identity.

Watch out for that dykleklik player in Valorant, they'll spin a web of lies about their origins and language skills, keeping everyone guessing.

by not dykleklik July 2, 2023

active dyslexia

A form of active listening in which one repeats something that has just been said to them, but transposing words or letters to give a new meaning to the message. Its main purpose is usually to annoy, amuse, or both.

John (irate): I want to fucking die!
Marsha: I want to die fucking!
John: I like your idea better.

by TheLastPunslinger June 5, 2005

Music Dyslexia

Being unable to read music, used in the show Metalocalypse on Adult Swim in the episode Dethtroll.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf has Music Dyslexia

Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Dude's Toki can't read music

Toki Wartooth: Can you?

Skwisgaar: No, I haves music dyslexkia . You know that. I don't wish to talk about it. *hangs head*

by BSP's 4 life August 23, 2009

dyte

The last in the evolution of "tight" Tight -> Tyte ->Dyte

Used in a sarcastic sense, when something is not at all "tight," or when you couldn't really care less.

"I am bulimic."
"Dyte."

by J'Clarence December 7, 2009