dyslasia

Laziness and the inability to overcome, it’s a disorder

My teenage son has dyslasia , which keeps him from doing his chores, the lack of action or movement

by KaplanM May 29, 2021

Mysplasia

A condition that strikes elderly people that causes them to lose things.

Harold can't find his glasses again; his Mysplasia has really been acting up lately.

by footballfan20852 March 5, 2018

Hip Dysphasia

Inability to understand being cool. Disproportionately affects those 30 and up. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“My uncle suffers from Hip Dysphasia. He can’t understand why I keep asking him to closet his Member’s Only jacket.”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009

Dyspraxia

also known as Clumsy Child Syndrome, Developmental Co-ordination Disorder (DCD), Motor Learning Difficulty and Perceptuo-motor Dysfunction ― is generally recognized to be an impairment of the organization of movement. Associated with this may be problems of language, perception and thought.

I have Dyspraxia because I am a big clumsy child.

by Magnox March 11, 2004

Cognitive Displaysia

When you're sittin your ass at home trying to think of what you're missing. You know you won't remember until you're on the highway but you do it anyways.

I know I'm forgetting something!

Quit havin cognitive displaysia pussy.

by El Holandés Rojo November 14, 2010

hemispheric displacia

The debilitation of your sense of direction as a result of too much international travel.

Steve got lost again; all that travel last year has given him a severe case of hemispheric displacia

by wordtastic February 4, 2010

dysphasia

1.a disorder where the person in question cannot understand languange, speak, read, or write.
2.an insane hardcore band out of michigan

"holy fuck dude, did you hear dysphasia at the local?" "fuck yeah!"

by BMcG December 7, 2004