Dyson

A stupid and rude disabled dog. Like to SHIT ON TREES!

Dyson is ugly

by IAdmitThatImAWhore July 9, 2019

dyson

Whilst at hooters with your comrades, go into the bathroom and place your dick into the nozzle of the hand dryer. Important: make sure that the nozzle is facing upwards. Now shoot your load and you will get a facial. A cuCUMber mask, if you will. After enjoying the experience for a moment, wash the jizz off of your face and pat dry with a towel.

I felt like a homosexual after enjoying a dyson in the hooters restroom, but Adam told me that it's not gay if you're by yourself when it happens. He also said, "If it's not a dyson then you paid too much."

by ParrotCall December 30, 2008

Dyson

To drop out of a team race in the last minute for a frivolous self-centered reason

We were all psyched about SOLA but our #2 runner dysoned us the day before

by Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration May 4, 2019

Dyson

A person that sucks a man’s penis like a vacuum.

She give that good brain, shawty a Dyson.

by DN829 November 6, 2020

dyson

1. someone who has a very poor mum who tries to marry rich people but is unsuccessful and ends up marrying someone called jonny who thinks he's in the marines and swears a lot.
2. someone who enjoys shuving "dyson" vacum cleaners up their arse or vagina.
3. a slag
4. someone who is friends with a kurky
5. someone who would go out with anyone to get a bit of cock
6. someone very ugly and unattractive who wants to be a hairdresser
7. a girl who speaks in a manly voice
8. a butch lesbian
9. a fat jewish gladiator who is best friends with a conyers

ohmygod i think i'm a dyson, my mum is poor and trying to marry my rich uncle.

haha i saw this new porno last night, she was doing a dyson

it's been a while since i had some cock, i'm turning into a dyson

by magandy January 4, 2008

Dyson

A straight Hooper that GETS BUCKETS💯

People need to be more like Dyson

by A buck May 16, 2019

dyson

To make a gross miscalculation, especially anything sports related; as in John Dyson's grave mistake in interpreting the D/L score in the West Indies vs England ODI that took place on 20 March 2009 causing the W.I. to lose a match that they could have easily won.

Rishi: "Rajiv thought that the Trinidad and Tobago team had already qualified for the knockout stage so he bought a box seat ticket for the match. But they didn't make it to that round."

Shavak: "Whoa. I guessed he pulled a dyson."

by shavies March 22, 2009