DYSONED

giving yourself a hickey with a vacuum.

i was vacuuming my couch and the my boyfriend ran in and Dysoned my neck .

computer nerd Dysoned his own neck to make everyone believe he had a girlfriend.

by chato7411 May 18, 2010

Dyson

Dyson a kind,funny and sweet guy. Don't get me wrong he has his moments but life is just a tad better with him in it.

Watch out for dyson

by Mrs. Robot August 18, 2022

Dyson

A commonly used term in the audio visual industry to indicate about three inches in length.

Move that screen over about half a Dyson.

by Nikon1701 October 14, 2017

Dyson

A term used to describe females (or males) that give many blowjobs to others. Dyson can also refer to a slut or skank.

This term is derived from Dyson Vaccums whose slogan is "Never loses Suction"

A: Did you hear Jenny sucked for 2 guys at the same time?
B: God, I know. She's sucha dyson.

by cooldude505 August 4, 2009

Dyson

A person that sucks harder than the incredibly powerful and efficient dust buster it shares a name with. *also refer to “cunt”

B, You’re such a fucking Dyson!

by Thoroughbrem October 2, 2020

Dyson

The act of sucking a dick extra hard for a long time with out any loss of suction

friend: "How'd your date go last night?"
guy: "it was alright, she gave my dick a dyson so hard she sucked the cum right out of my balls by the time i climaxed they were already empty"
friend: "you're a fucking warrior."

by ironrooster November 16, 2017

Dyson

A stupid and rude disabled dog. Like to SHIT ON TREES!

Dyson is ugly

by IAdmitThatImAWhore July 9, 2019