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Dynaranian

A dynamite Pomeranian. This creature, otherwise known as Bakugo Katsuki, has an explosive and strong personality whilst also having the physical and action attributes of the Pomeranian breed.
"Come back here, Dunce face!" the dynaranian barked whilst running after the terrified pikachu knockoff.
by Ash Snape July 21, 2020
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Dynamite Swine

Spicy pork that causes one's bowels to growl like a junkyard dog.
That dynamite swine Mark had at the Brunswick Pork House made him "drop the kids off at the pool" immediately after consuming it.
by Gary Ray February 5, 2009
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Dynafrom

a. A god amongst men.

b. An era in history when civilization is enslaved
c. An unapologetic ruler.

Typically this is used as a pro-noun/verb/adjective hybrid.
a.The mongolian horde Dynafrom.
b.His Dynafrom.
c.Wow did he just pull a Dynafrom?
d.Dynafrom.
by Borgoff Marcus July 7, 2011
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Dynasexual

A sexual attraction or desire for more powerful beings. (not a sexuality)
Galactus really brings out the dynasexual in me.
by Zettabyte Atari April 6, 2022
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The Dynamic duo

Two People who are really close or are always together. They do anything and everything together, and when they are together they dominate anything and everyone!
Tyler and Shaun were droppin' dimes in the game today, they totally dominated the court. They were "the Dynamic Duo!"

(Look Up Droppin' Dimes)
by T! June 23, 2006
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dykealicious

A female, usually a lesbian, that dresses like a guy, but with style.
Guy 1: Look at that girl, she's dykealicious.
Guy 2: Yeah, you can tell from her outfit she is obviously a lesbian.
by Rachel Caitlin November 15, 2006
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The Dynamics of Blow Job Physics

Have you even been getting head and the girl blowing you has looked up and asked “are you almost there yet?” all the while your thinking “you just started 5 minutes ago?” only to look at the clock and see an hour has passed?
This is not simply a matter of “time fly’s by when you’re having a good time”. There is a relatively simple mathematical explanation for this that also answers why some 20 year old girls look like they are in their 40s.

1. Firstly understand that like matter, time cannot be created or destroyed.

We can start by giving a Blow Job a scalar quantity to help mathematically differentiate a good blow job and bad blow job.

2. The Scalars are as follows; 0.1 – 1.9

0.1 being the absolute best possible blow job

3. The BJ/Time Equation: BJ*T= TAm

BJ= Blow Job scalar (as discussed above)

T= Real time passed

TAm= Time aged, male

Example: Your receive a decently good blow job at an estimated scalar quantity of 0.7 for sixty minutes

0.7*60= 42

Meaning that in sixty minutes of receiving head you have only aged 42 minutes, however as aforementioned time cannot be created or destroyed so the 18 minutes you lost in that hour are carried over to the girl blowing you.

So in sixty minutes of her blowing you she’s aged 78 minutes.

This explains why some women in their 20’s look like they’re in their 40’s ; they’ve given tonnes of amazing blow jobs over the past 20 years of her life, thus aging them significantly.
Dude 1: Dude you look wicked youthful
Dude 2: Yeah Jessica must have blown me back 2 years in this week alone
Dude 1: Aw yeah, Jessica loves giving sucking dick and it really shows. She amazing at it.
Dude 2: Yeah, its a ashame she looks like shes 84 though.
Dude 1: well i guess those are just the dynamics of blow job physics
by Sandduneman January 27, 2011
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